Scotch Independence - the countdown

We should invade Holland to replace Scotland, steal their gas reserves and their weed

 

Wi that accent of yours ye'll wander thru Scotland unchallenged.

#scottishgas

 

Funny enough I get my electric and gas from Scottish Power, have done for years.

I'm gonna ****ing change that right enough, get it from some nice Russians or summat.

 

I think the UK should get the following oilfields:

Fulmar
Clyde
Auk
Argyll

You can have all the rest.

 

I don't know enough about the specific oil fields to say any different. VenomDP'd or ER (if you believe anything that old dick says) are the oil experts here.

 

If ye want to deal with Ruskies then the unkown monica is yer man. He spent several months hiding out in Geneva before he could go back to Monaco. Allegedly.

But, for laffs, PM him as Igor or Boris and he'll **** himself.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall

I think.

 

**** me

 

all potential explosion sites with **** all oil.

 

Hmmm. Potentially explosive, you say. Explosive as in combustible materials like oil and/or gas?

 

I only mentioned that today albeit a few pages back,a lot of traffic on this thread

 

Common sense would dictate that it should be somewhere more central, Manchester for example.

 

York would be perfect, but maybe I'm being a bit biased.

 

Nope.

 

Why not, York's a lovely city. I'm sure MPs would rather be based there, except for the fact that they'd lose the ability to buy a house in London at our expense.

 

So where will Trident go when Eck orders them out his Kingdom?

 

yes you ****in idiot.

a thousand barrels of oil and/or gas on ****in ancient ****holes is enough.

now **** off back to counting your fingers mutant.

 

They've not planned for it being moved... apparently.

 

You're right, it is a lovely city. Maybe it can be our capital city when we gain independence.

 

I imagine, like the Monarchy, they will go not a hundred years of Independance.