Scotch Independence - the countdown

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Should Scotland be an Independent Country?

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DevAdvocate said:
Does he not call everyone that?
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Of course. He was on Talksport on about the asylum seeker camp in Calais saying we should give everyone there free entry to Britain. I texted in: "George, if they are genuine asylum seekers, why don't they seek asylum in France?". He called me a racist for that.



I did once pull off a major wind-up by getting someone to use the n-word on his show...

He was marking the anniversary of the Dambusters so I texted in something like: "George, am so glad you have paid tribute to the brave men who took part in the Dambusters raid. I've seen the film several times, it's so sad when the dog dies, can't remember its name."

So George says: "Can anyone remember the name of the dog in the Dambusters film, please call in if you can."
 
Rupert The Gayer said:
Is there anything worse than when a working class **** earns a wee bit of money and starts acting like a Tory-lite, middle-class bore?

You're scum. Irish scum. No matter how much you earn or how many swimming pools you own it is never going to be enough to wash that stain off you.
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<laugh>

BAM! Right there. Right on the kisser.
 
MalteseMick said:
Ex-smokers are the worst, eh?

I'm not a Tory - you like to keep things simple so your brain can stick people in either of two camps, left vs right, good and evil, etc. It's the kind of thing children do, they like a simple narrative. I can just imagine we actually pulled everyone above the Government set poverty line, and stopped global warming - you'd make up a new cause (or higher the poverty line to include ****s with only semi-detached houses) so you could fight against someone or some other evil. Hooray for you, you're really making a difference - keep telling everyone that so you can feel better about yourself.



^^ keeping things simple again, generalise an entire nation, referring to my nationality as a stain.
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Shut the **** up, ya plum <laugh>

You've actually become a parody of yourself. <laugh>
 
Dan Starkey said:
I'm beginning to see why Jip closed this thread last week - people are going to be arranging to meet up for a knife fight at this rate <laugh>.
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I just bought a new knife. I call him 'stabby'.

Now that I think about it, knives should have feminine names. So, I have renamed her 'stabby'.
 
Dan Starkey said:
If I'm gonna give someone a fiver to run round a park and then go along to support them the least I can be allowed is to stare at some nice tits and arse. Charity - everyone wins.
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The last time I paid a fiver to watch tits and arses run round a oark John Greig was manager of Rangers :embarrassed:
 
Dan Starkey said:
If I'm gonna give someone a fiver to run round a park and then go along to support them the least I can be allowed is to stare at some nice tits and arse. Charity - everyone wins.
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...oh, I thought ye were talkin about family tits n' arse.
 
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