Scotch Independence - the countdown

It's true, I hate all Races.

 

Of course. He was on Talksport on about the asylum seeker camp in Calais saying we should give everyone there free entry to Britain. I texted in: "George, if they are genuine asylum seekers, why don't they seek asylum in France?". He called me a racist for that.



I did once pull off a major wind-up by getting someone to use the n-word on his show...

He was marking the anniversary of the Dambusters so I texted in something like: "George, am so glad you have paid tribute to the brave men who took part in the Dambusters raid. I've seen the film several times, it's so sad when the dog dies, can't remember its name."

So George says: "Can anyone remember the name of the dog in the Dambusters film, please call in if you can."

 

^^^^ seems concerned about two ****ers caring about politically owned media

 

I'm in two minds about you, Mick. Both of them want to kick your **** in.

 

BAM! Right there. Right on the kisser.

 

Shut the **** up, ya plum

You've actually become a parody of yourself.

 

I'm beginning to see why Jip closed this thread last week - people are going to be arranging to meet up for a knife fight at this rate .

 

The hunner meters is quite exciting. Briefly.

 

The race for life is all right - you get credit for supporting your family and friends and also get to perv at nice arses and bouncing tits for an hour or so.

 

I just bought a new knife. I call him 'stabby'.

Now that I think about it, knives should have feminine names. So, I have renamed her 'stabby'.

 

You are a very sick man, sir.

 

Set aboot him with stabby

 

If I'm gonna give someone a fiver to run round a park and then go along to support them the least I can be allowed is to stare at some nice tits and arse. Charity - everyone wins.

 

The last time I paid a fiver to watch tits and arses run round a oark John Greig was manager of Rangers

 

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^^^Hint: continuous self serving bullshit is not trying to get a bite. It's just you.

 

She's on her period so she'll be extra vicious

 

Fail you f**kin stupid ****

 

...oh, I thought ye were talkin about family tits n' arse.