Scotch Independence - the countdown

[EDGE.]

Well here's some interesting statistics from the ONS.

England and Wales infant mortality rate is the lowest that it's ever been @ 3.6 per 1000, whereas in Scotland under our marvellous SNP (and health being a devolved matter) the infant mortality rate is 3.7 so looks like the SNP, after 10 years in Government can't even beat the basturt english at this either.

Maybe if they stopped focusing on independence and actually focused on being a government then life wouldn't be so bad for the Yes voting simpletons.

 

[rogueleader]

Well here's some interesting statistics from the ONS.

England and Wales infant mortality rate is the lowest that it's ever been @ 3.6 per 1000, whereas in Scotland under our marvellous SNP (and health being a dissolved matter) the infant mortality rate is 3.7 so looks like the SNP, after 10 years in Government can't even beat the basturt english at this either.

Maybe if they stopped focusing on independence and actually focused on being a government then life wouldn't be so bad for the Yes voting simpletons.

You would of course, being a skilled plumber or whatever, understand the statistical significance of those figures ..

 

[EDGE.]

America came top Barrie.....

According to WHO, it's either Monaco or Luxembourg.

The UK is 12th, absolute disgrace! Down with this sort of thing.

 

[EDGE.]

You would of course, being a skilled plumber or whatever, understand the statistical significance of those figures ..

Of course, I'm outraged in Twechar here.

 

[rogueleader]

Of course, I'm outraged in Twechar here.

Have a cup of tea and an empire biscuit, you'll feel much better about the whole thing.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

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[DUNCAN DONUTS]

White middle-class tossers on Holloway Road giving out flyers for a Brexit March to stay in the EU.
I declined to take one and told the woman "it's over love move on" she just glared at me.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I guess not too many Scottish people read the Telegraph?

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[brb]

I guess not too many Scottish people read the Telegraph?

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As I've said many a time, no one gives a **** about that wee nation, we don't want the Scots but the majority want us

 

[monacoger]

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Sturgeon's mother is no candle in the wind.

 

[Ciaran]

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Sturgeon's mother is no candle in the wind.

Looks about the same age fs.

 

[monacoger]

Looks about the same age fs.

I'm not even sure if it is photoshopped to make her look like Elton John or not.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I'm not even sure if it is photoshopped to make her look like Elton John or not.

I thought Phil Jupitus.

 

[monacoger]

I thought Phil Jupitus.

That would have ruined my hilarious, "candle in the wind" joke though.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I seen Walter smith shouting at referees

 

[Null]

I seen Walter smith shouting at referees

Do you still listen to that recording ?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Do you still listen to that recording ?

Only when I have trouble sleeping. I find it very soothing.

 

[EDGE.]

Do you still listen to that recording ?

It's on the GC Whatsapp group along with a real life story from the Record about a married couple who had just had a baby after several years of trying.

Very uplifting story but the fella looks like a chunky version of Scotty McClue.

 

[Tina.]

That would have ruined my hilarious, "candle in the wind" joke though.

You stole that off Facebook.

 

[monacoger]

You stole that off Facebook.

What is Facebook?