Scotch Independence - the countdown

[SaintsForTheWin]

http://www.scotsman.com/business/me...-sector-is-britain-s-star-performer-1-3396061

People certainly not visiting for the culture or natural beauty, especially with you and ER roaming the streets.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Yup the central belt is a burden on us all.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Yup the central belt is a burden on us all.

Especially with your middle-age spread.

 

[gas]

Especially with your middle-age spread.

That old ****s way past worrying about middle age spread. He goes on and on about the central belt because it reminds him of the days when he could still wear trousers.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

That old ****s way past worrying about middle age spread. He goes on and on about the central belt because it reminds him of the days when he could still wear trousers.

Ah, the Bristol ****.

Why his 8 wives have divorced him.

 

[Gambol]

Yup the central belt is a burden on us all.

Fat bastard.

 

[Gambol]

Especially with your middle-age spread.

As far as ER is concerned middle age spread is dairylea on a digestive biscuit.

 

[Gambol]

Ah, the Bristol ****.

Why his 8 wives have divorced him.

He isny a ****. He only does intercrural. So am told.

 

[rogueleader]

Did you know Oscar didn't partake in anal sex, either as giver or taker. He did partake in intercrural sex (cock between the thighs) but wasn't a particularly sexual person.

His own thighs or someone elses ?

 

[RAVENBLACK]

As far as ER is concerned middle age spread is dairylea on a digestive biscuit.

Laughing cow for me babes.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Laughing cow for me babes.

Where is Tina these days?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Laughing cow for me babes.

^^^^

His ex when she left and took everything.

 

[Gambol]

His own thighs or someone elses ?

I am unfamiliar with those details.

 

[Gambol]

^^^^

His ex when she left and took everything.

.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Laughing cow for me babes.

I like Philladelphia on my toast. All this talk of cheese spreads has given me an excellent idea for a thread...

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Did you know Oscar didn't partake in anal sex, either as giver or taker. He did partake in intercrural sex (cock between the thighs) but wasn't a particularly sexual person.

I saw a documentary with Stephen Fry who said that he too never participated in hot botty action. He said it's more prevalent between hetero couples than gay men. Up till then I'd assumed it was the main point of being a homobumderist.

 

[Gambol]

I saw a documentary with Stephen Fry who said that he too never participated in hot botty action. He said it's more prevalent between hetero couples than gay men. Up till then I'd assumed it was the main point of being a homobumderist.

Aye, ye live and learn.

 

[monacoger]

I saw a documentary with Stephen Fry who said that he too never participated in hot botty action. He said it's more prevalent between hetero couples than gay men. Up till then I'd assumed it was the main point of being a homobumderist.

****s are notorious for being liars, like saying, "it won't hurt, I promise" etc. Lying bastards!

 

[VenomPD]

****s are notorious for being liars, like saying, "it won't hurt, I promise" etc. Lying bastards!

The voice of experience talking.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

How come every thread on here ends up discussing bumming?