Scotch Independence - the countdown

Oh just **** off.

 

I'll pm ye the minutes and move for a change of venue for future revolution meetings.

 

Both the EU and the UK will do business with Scotland, but if Scotland are completely independent then the WTO tariffs will come into play, them's the rules. You still banging on about oil ffs? It is too expensive to extract, you daft ****. I'm not sure about sitting on the largest deposits of shale oil in Western Europe, but I did see this from a few years ago http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-28085418

 

Fracking hell

 

Well, now am no sure.

 

WTO tarrifs would be to our benefit ya zoomer and would only kick in if trade agreement could not be reached. We have already established that Scotland would be slabbered over by the EU and the Uk so yer points moot.

Dinne believe a word that comes out the BBC mate. Establishment propaganda machine.

 

Why the **** would WTO tariffs be to our benefit? Anything we import we pay extra money on and anything we export, the client has to pay extra. Why would the client do that, when they can get the same product from within the EU without paying the tariffs. Unless we are just exporting stuff that nobody else has got and not importing anything at all, then tariffs are bad! Are you for ****ing real?

 

Is this the magnificent financial sector that went tits up and needed to be bailed out by the tax payers ?

 

Freedumb!!!!!!

 

That's me convinced! Mon the EU!

 

Yup, that's the one.

 

Have they promised not to do it again?

 

..and I for one believe them. They were all very embarrassed and very sorry for their mistakes.

 

Let's hope they don't get in a huff and move to Paris Frankfurt or possibly Amsterdam then.

 

At least they wouldn't take the millions of jobs with them, they are good ****s that way

 

When you say "millions of jobs" ?

 

Yep, I also include the secondaries in that figure, like lawyers, coke dealers, shoe shiners etc that service these fine people

 

Ffs Iain. WTO tarrifs would benefit Scotland because most of Scotlands exports are uniquely...Scottish. Where are these Countries going to buy Whisky, Scottish seafood etc etc etc elsewhere in the EU?

But.. again...do you really fink Scotland and the EU wouldn't be able to come to trade agreements toot ****ing sweet?.

Baring in mind half the EU's fishing fleet trawl our waters.

Why don't you just shut up and start packing.

 

"Whisky sea food etc etc? "
When you say etc you really mean shortbread and kilts.

 

Tartan as well