Scotch Independence - the countdown

So you recognise me, with it being midnight and all I'll be in one of the following scenarios.

Staggering around kissing everyone and telling them I love them.

or

Trying to fight everyone

or

On my back in a pool of blood with my **** well and truly kicked in due to one of the above options

 

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Don't get me ****in started on that ****in boozer



****in robbin bastards.

 

I always enjoyed it in there

 

Originally Posted by gas.
I have decided to change my tune and encourage the good folk of Scotland to vote yes to independence on the understanding that that Nigel **** ER and all his descendants are to never set foot on English soil for the rest of eternity.

I'm in Loughborough Monday sweetie.

 

Where will you be staying?

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He just said ...Loughborough

 

I was thinking of being radical and booking a hotel funnily enough.

 

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Looks legit.

 

I highly recommend this place

http://www.quorngrangehotel.co.uk/index.html

 

No way I'd stay anywhere that had quorn in the name. ****in veggie ****s.

 

Precisely, ****'s food.

I'm not opening Gas's homosexual erotic fantasy literature.

 

It's a nice hotel I stayed there last year.

To be fair they probably won't accept low life old queer senile ****s like you but no harm in trying.

 

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Prefers to nibble on a pork sausage.

 

Sucks on a sausage more likely.

<nae teeth left>

 

That's burned doon at least twice. The dodgy ****s

 

I was racking my brains for ages trying to recall the other boozer I used to frequent and then remembered at last. Some right dodgy ****s in there at times but I like proper pubs.

 

True Story by Gas;

I was in a news agents just opposite one evening to get some smokes and two blokes walked in and started demanding money from the shopkeeper. At first I thought they were robbing the place but as the conversation went on it became apparent it was some sort of protection racket. I said **** all, paid for me ciggies and went back to the pub. The two dodgy ****s came over for a pint after they got paid.