Scotch Independence - the countdown

[gas]

Bit early for me. I'll still be trying on my leather chaps and crop vest. See you around the back around midnight.

So you recognise me, with it being midnight and all I'll be in one of the following scenarios.

Staggering around kissing everyone and telling them I love them.

or

Trying to fight everyone

or

On my back in a pool of blood with my **** well and truly kicked in due to one of the above options

 

[gas]

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[Gambol]

So you recognise me, with it being midnight and all I'll be in one of the following scenarios.

Staggering around kissing everyone and telling them I love them.

or

Trying to fight everyone

or

On my back in a pool of blood with my **** well and truly kicked in due to one of the above options

.

 

[Gambol]

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Don't get me ****in started on that ****in boozer



****in robbin bastards.

 

[gas]

Don't get me ****in started on that ****in boozer



****in robbin bastards.

I always enjoyed it in there

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Originally Posted by gas.
I have decided to change my tune and encourage the good folk of Scotland to vote yes to independence on the understanding that that Nigel **** ER and all his descendants are to never set foot on English soil for the rest of eternity.

I'm in Loughborough Monday sweetie.

 

[gas]

Originally Posted by gas.
I have decided to change my tune and encourage the good folk of Scotland to vote yes to independence on the understanding that that Nigel **** ER and all his descendants are to never set foot on English soil for the rest of eternity.

I'm in Loughborough Monday sweetie.

Where will you be staying?

.

 

[Null]

Where will you be staying?

.

He just said ...Loughborough

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Where will you be staying?

.

I was thinking of being radical and booking a hotel funnily enough.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I was thinking of being radical and booking a hotel funnily enough.

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Looks legit.

 

[gas]

I was thinking of being radical and booking a hotel funnily enough.

I highly recommend this place

http://www.quorngrangehotel.co.uk/index.html

 

[Gambol]

I highly recommend this place

http://www.quorngrangehotel.co.uk/index.html

No way I'd stay anywhere that had quorn in the name. ****in veggie ****s.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

No way I'd stay anywhere that had quorn in the name. ****in veggie ****s.

Precisely, ****'s food.

I'm not opening Gas's homosexual erotic fantasy literature.

 

[gas]

Precisely, ****'s food.

I'm not opening Gas's homosexual erotic fantasy literature.

It's a nice hotel I stayed there last year.

To be fair they probably won't accept low life old queer senile ****s like you but no harm in trying.

 

[gas]

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[The Raging Oxter]

Precisely, ****'s food.

I'm not opening Gas's homosexual erotic fantasy literature.

^^^^

Prefers to nibble on a pork sausage.

 

[gas]

^^^^

Prefers to nibble on a pork sausage.

Sucks on a sausage more likely.

<nae teeth left>

 

[Gambol]

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That's burned doon at least twice. The dodgy ****s

 

[gas]

That's burned doon at least twice. The dodgy ****s

I was racking my brains for ages trying to recall the other boozer I used to frequent and then remembered at last. Some right dodgy ****s in there at times but I like proper pubs.

 

[gas]

True Story by Gas;

I was in a news agents just opposite one evening to get some smokes and two blokes walked in and started demanding money from the shopkeeper. At first I thought they were robbing the place but as the conversation went on it became apparent it was some sort of protection racket. I said **** all, paid for me ciggies and went back to the pub. The two dodgy ****s came over for a pint after they got paid.