Schmeichel

[Craigo]

I can only assume your girlfriend's not a Yorkshire lass.

 

[Amin Arrears]

You have a girlfriend?

 

[The Omega Man]

You have a girlfriend?

No need to take the piss TBM, of course he has a girlfriend. The authorities allow it nowadays.

 

[BrAdY]

You have a girlfriend?

I beg your pardon sire? I thought we were on good terms

 

[The Omega Man]

You know when someone tells you how good the end of the film is, you know the scene where they all die, it's a bit like that today.

 

[StrovolosTiger]

I beg your pardon sire? I thought we were on good terms

I assumed you were a woman, actually.

 

[BrAdY]

I beg your pardon sire? I thought we were on good terms

I assumed you were a woman, actually.

Why was that

 

[BillyBobBallbag]

I assumed you were a woman, actually.

Me too, maybe she's a lesbian

 

[HFFP]

I assumed you were a woman, actually.

x2

 

[StrovolosTiger]

Why was that

Probably because you have Jack Hobbs in your signature with love hearts after it.

That and the fact you seem a bit flaky on the offside rule!

 

[Amin Arrears]

I beg your pardon sire? I thought we were on good terms

As others have said, you're a woman, aren't you?

 

[Quill]

I assumed you were a woman, actually.

As did I

 

[TygerTyger]

Just ignore them love, they're just trying to wind you up.

A bit cruel, especially as you're not at your best at this time of the month. A bit sensitive perhaps.

 

[StrovolosTiger]

Just ignore them love, they're just trying to wind you up.

A bit cruel, especially as you're not at your best at this time of the month. A bit sensitive perhaps.

Plus the nipples get a bit tingly which can be a problem when jogging or being haunched over a keyboard.

Allegedly!

 

[merchantman5]

If and when you come over to watch a match you can always try out the local pubs. A willie is the local nickname for a frozen vodka fruit shot on a stick, a bit like an Popsicle. Some pubs do extra large ones. Just go to the bar and as for a big willie to suck on...A whippet is a vulgar term for a penis and also a cross breed of dog, never ask to stroke someone's whippet!

oww you bad,bad boy Melu. You will get Ellwood arrested

 

[ellewoods]

oww you bad,bad boy Melu. You will get Ellwood arrested

Unfortunately getting arrested is always a possibility.

 

[FosseFilberto]

I assumed you were a woman, actually.

... a blanket apology from me (and don't get giddy at that) .......... I thought you ALL were

 

[Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC]

... a blanket apology from me (and don't get giddy at that) .......... I thought you ALL were

OK Flossie.....

 

[BrAdY]

i can be a woman if you'd like! I don't know whether to be complimented or insulted! You've kept this secret for ahwile, sorry to squash your fantasies boys

 

[FosseFilberto]

OK Flossie.....

StanIsn'tAMan - OMG ... I was right!!! - as for flossing; keeps yer breath 'minty fresh' Stan ... will surely help 'post whippet' breath .... just saying like.