Schmeichel

I can only assume your girlfriend's not a Yorkshire lass.

 

You have a girlfriend?

 

No need to take the piss TBM, of course he has a girlfriend. The authorities allow it nowadays.

 

I beg your pardon sire? I thought we were on good terms

 

You know when someone tells you how good the end of the film is, you know the scene where they all die, it's a bit like that today.

 

I assumed you were a woman, actually.

 

Why was that

 

Me too, maybe she's a lesbian

 

x2

 

Probably because you have Jack Hobbs in your signature with love hearts after it.

That and the fact you seem a bit flaky on the offside rule!

 

As others have said, you're a woman, aren't you?

 

As did I

 

Just ignore them love, they're just trying to wind you up.

A bit cruel, especially as you're not at your best at this time of the month. A bit sensitive perhaps.

 

Plus the nipples get a bit tingly which can be a problem when jogging or being haunched over a keyboard.

Allegedly!

 

oww you bad,bad boy Melu. You will get Ellwood arrested

 

Unfortunately getting arrested is always a possibility.

 

... a blanket apology from me (and don't get giddy at that) .......... I thought you ALL were

 

OK Flossie.....

 

i can be a woman if you'd like! I don't know whether to be complimented or insulted! You've kept this secret for ahwile, sorry to squash your fantasies boys

 

StanIsn'tAMan - OMG ... I was right!!! - as for flossing; keeps yer breath 'minty fresh' Stan ... will surely help 'post whippet' breath .... just saying like.