Scenes we'd like to see
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I read it. As I skimmed through it, at one point I was sure you'd talked about sexy Japanese robots but you didn't.
I think sexy Japanese robots could be the answer.
- Much as in racing, teams that do well should be handicapped. Every time a team scores, little weights are added to their boots to slow them down and give the opposing team a chance. This will make most games quite even.
- No more 'two yellows equal a red'. A yellow card results in a player being sent off for 5 minutes, only a straight red results in a full sending off.
- If a player scores three goals in a game, they are awarded with a stylish hat as opposed to the matchday ball. (a big incentive for Shola)
- All throw ins must be taken underarm.
- All league games to be played 3pm on Saturday, matches only moved for policing reasons. eg. Celtic and Rangers both playing at home on the same day.
- A particularly poor display from a ref can result in them not being allowed to officiate a match involving either of those two teams for two seasons.
- Steve Bruce to be given freedom of the town of Sunderland.
- No more 'two yellows equal a red'. A yellow card results in a player being sent off for 5 minutes, only a straight red results in a full sending off.
- If a player scores three goals in a game, they are awarded with a stylish hat as opposed to the matchday ball. (a big incentive for Shola)
- All throw ins must be taken underarm.
- All league games to be played 3pm on Saturday, matches only moved for policing reasons. eg. Celtic and Rangers both playing at home on the same day.
- A particularly poor display from a ref can result in them not being allowed to officiate a match involving either of those two teams for two seasons.
- Steve Bruce to be given freedom of the town of Sunderland.
Well you've won £15 to put towards the project
That'll buy some wing nuts for the nipples.
Same thing happens to Ray Wilkins every time he called Anelka "Nico", or Lampard "Frankie" live on air.....
Also when he refers to someone as a 'wonderful human being' - I'm starting to think he does it on purpose.
Haha yeah, wanderful! lol
He commented on Luke Young yesterday saying 'he is looking very fit these days' haha
This, if you didnt know the Chelsea squad very well you'd have no idea what's happening, as he refers to every player by their first name.
- If a player is caught offside 5 times in a game, he is booked
This, if you didnt know the Chelsea squad very well you'd have no idea what's happening, as he refers to every player by their first name.
- If a player is caught offside 5 times in a game, he is booked
And bring in a five team fouls rule like Basketball. Other team gets a direct freekick from edge of the D (or from location of 5th foul if it is more advantageous, i.e penalty). Stop filthy hoof merchants like Stoke/Wigan from fouling teams into submission.
This, if you didnt know the Chelsea squad very well you'd have no idea what's happening, as he refers to every player by their first name.
- If a player is caught offside 5 times in a game, he is booked
But I'd quite like Best and/or Shola to last the first half hour without being sent off for 10 offsides!!
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