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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by steviemac14, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    **** that... £15

    I didn't even read it
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 31, 2011
  2. overseasTOON

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    I read it. As I skimmed through it, at one point I was sure you'd talked about sexy Japanese robots but you didn't.

    I think sexy Japanese robots could be the answer.
     
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  3. steviemac14

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    I skimmed too and just saw DEATH STAR and panicked, gave up at that point.
     
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    steviemac14, Oct 31, 2011
  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Well you've won £15 to put towards the project ;)
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 31, 2011
  5. Mod Face

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    - Much as in racing, teams that do well should be handicapped. Every time a team scores, little weights are added to their boots to slow them down and give the opposing team a chance. This will make most games quite even.

    - No more 'two yellows equal a red'. A yellow card results in a player being sent off for 5 minutes, only a straight red results in a full sending off.

    - If a player scores three goals in a game, they are awarded with a stylish hat as opposed to the matchday ball. (a big incentive for Shola)

    - All throw ins must be taken underarm.

    - All league games to be played 3pm on Saturday, matches only moved for policing reasons. eg. Celtic and Rangers both playing at home on the same day.

    - A particularly poor display from a ref can result in them not being allowed to officiate a match involving either of those two teams for two seasons.

    - Steve Bruce to be given freedom of the town of Sunderland.
     
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  6. overseasTOON

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    That'll buy some wing nuts for the nipples.
     
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  7. tommytoonAA

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    Same thing happens to Ray Wilkins every time he called Anelka "Nico", or Lampard "Frankie" live on air.....
     
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  8. Wedge Head Tiote

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    Or calls Hernandez 'Chicarito' (that applies to any commentator)
     
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  9. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Ray Wilkins can't say:

    1 Well done that young man
    2 He has that in his locker
     
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  10. steviemac14

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    Also when he refers to someone as a 'wonderful human being' - I'm starting to think he does it on purpose.
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    A game match bad whenever a player say. You know at the end of a sentence
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Oct 31, 2011
  12. overseasTOON

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    OK Yoda. What you done with GRB?
     
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  13. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha yeah, wanderful! lol

    He commented on Luke Young yesterday saying 'he is looking very fit these days' haha
     
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    This, if you didnt know the Chelsea squad very well you'd have no idea what's happening, as he refers to every player by their first name.

    - If a player is caught offside 5 times in a game, he is booked <ok>
     
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  15. Donkey Toon

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    And bring in a five team fouls rule like Basketball. Other team gets a direct freekick from edge of the D (or from location of 5th foul if it is more advantageous, i.e penalty). Stop filthy hoof merchants like Stoke/Wigan from fouling teams into submission.
     
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  16. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    A free punch when the likes of Gerrard and Rooney say erm haha
     
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  17. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Ray Wilkins has to call players by their surname.

    Stop calling Terry John ffs!
     
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  18. tommytoonAA

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    But I'd quite like Best and/or Shola to last the first half hour without being sent off for 10 offsides!!
     
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  19. Donkey Toon

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    Merson has to attend an AA meeting everytime he gets a players name wrong.
     
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  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I reckon he does that on purpose
     
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