This Tanswell fella sounds like a right f*cking sh*t-stirring grass sometimes.
Is he a Skate?
He's not one of these pasty looking Skates...
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.....he tans well.
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This Tanswell fella sounds like a right f*cking sh*t-stirring grass sometimes.
Is he a Skate?
He's not one of these pasty looking Skates...
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.....he tan's well.
Stinks like a Witherspoon's carpet.I can smell the stench of piss from here.
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Think this has been coming for a while as his contract is up next summer.
The idea of losing him for £15m a couple of years ago would have been worrying, but I can't remember his last good game without a mistake for us.
That said, there is a player in there somewhere.
CGT had it right when he said he's 50% Virgil Van Dijk and 50% Dick Van Dyke. But absolutely if you can iron out the mistakes, there's a hell of a player in there - pace, power, bravery etc. Ironically he needs a Jose character alongside him.
Still, when he and ABK were playing together under Ralph (a combo that's been weirdly missing since Ralph left, injuries aside) they looked pretty good.
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Think this has been coming for a while as his contract is up next summer.
The idea of losing him for £15m a couple of years ago would have been worrying, but I can't remember his last good game without a mistake for us.
That said, there is a player in there somewhere.
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He will probably help deputise Walcott's dressing rooms duties now he seems to be getting a start.In fairness, that is exactly what you want from an older 3rd choice keeper. Rather than take the money, rest on his name and sit in the background, he is actively trying to help in a lot of ways.
He will probably help deputise Walcott's dressing rooms duties now he seems to be getting a start.
He has been awful in every appearance since we signed him, both in PL and against league 2 sides. If we can get close to what we paid for him then we have dodged a bullet. Hope he doesnt hang about and take up more of our wages.
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He has been awful in every appearance since we signed him, both in PL and against league 2 sides. If we can get close to what we paid for him then we have dodged a bullet. Hope he doesnt hang about and take up more of our wages.
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