Saints Stuff

Taking some time out from the hectic move preparations to see far to much doom and gloom. **** happens just duck when it hits the fans.
 
I got booked during the tossing of the coin in a college game once. I was captain and it was against Peter Symonds college who hated us. Their PE head/referee was a twat.

He tossed the coin and I called heads as it landed; it was heads. He said we had to toss again as I called too late (whistle blowing millisecond anyone?) so he tossed again. I caught the next one on my thigh, calling heads. He tossed it again.

The next time, I called heads, heads, heads, heads, heads as the coin tumbled through the air. It was tails. I said, “I suppose that’s ok now then.”

He booked me.

All levels, they’re the same.
 
I got booked during the tossing of the coin in a college game once. I was captain and it was against Peter Symonds college who hated us. Their PE head/referee was a twat.

He tossed the coin and I called heads as it landed; it was heads. He said we had to toss again as I called too late (whistle blowing millisecond anyone?) so he tossed again. I caught the next one on my thigh, calling heads. He tossed it again.

The next time, I called heads, heads, heads, heads, heads as the coin tumbled through the air. It was tails. I said, “I suppose that’s ok now then.”

He booked me.

All levels, they’re the same.
Even I can accept that's the ref being a twat. <laugh>
 
I got sent off for pointing out the rules. I fouled somebody just inside their half on the wing. Their player rolled the ball about 15 metres forward and I kicked the ball back to where the foul was. Their player did the same thing again, so I did as well.

The ref came over and said “What are you doing” so I pointed out that their player was moving the ball miles forward.

His response was “Why do you care/why does it matter”

I said “because it’s the ****ing rules and that’s what you’re here for” He sent me off. Think that was against a Wessex league club, Tom was probably ref
 
I got sent off for pointing out the rules. I fouled somebody just inside their half on the wing. Their player rolled the ball about 15 metres forward and I kicked the ball back to where the foul was. Their player did the same thing again, so I did as well.

The ref came over and said “What are you doing” so I pointed out that their player was moving the ball miles forward.

His response was “Why do you care/why does it matter”

I said “because it’s the ****ing rules and that’s what you’re here for” He sent me off. Think that was against a Wessex league club, Tom was probably ref
Nope, wasn't me.
 
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