I'm still hearing from a reliable contact that Paul Hart/Claudio Ranieri are en route to St Mary's.

Question: How do we differentiate Koeman and Krueger, y'know, with their initials both being 'RK'?
(I want answers that don't say "use their surnames")

Ostrich I reckon.
Gotta give your reasoning, man. It has a hell of a kick on it, but so does the kangaroo. Both have very sharp claws/talons as well. Ostrich is about 2.5m tall and weighs 115kg, so it beats the kangaroo in both departments, but not by a lot. Kangaroo is probably more dextrous, what with having arms and all.
billyvegas:6633802 said:Didn't spend any time hanging around by the Ted Bates statue then?
He couldnt - didnt want to bump into David Moyes...
Awkward.
What arena are they fighting in? Do they have a large open space, or are they confined to a ring of some sort? Only I think the latter would suit a kangaroo, while the former would benefit the ostrich.
Gotta give your reasoning, man. It has a hell of a kick on it, but so does the kangaroo. Both have very sharp claws/talons as well. Ostrich is about 2.5m tall and weighs 115kg, so it beats the kangaroo in both departments, but not by a lot. Kangaroo is probably more dextrous, what with having arms and all.
I'll go Kangaroo. Two arms and two legs to fight with and also lower centre of gravity. Can jump far too which means it can get in and out quickly to avoid the beak.
I'll go Kangaroo. Two arms and two legs to fight with and also lower centre of gravity. Can jump far too which means it can get in and out quickly to avoid the beak.