Don't you wear calf length trousers then???
No I ****ing don't. ****s wearing shorts in winter and not on a footie or rugby pitch want twatting

Don't you wear calf length trousers then???


Indeed.
In winter, in the alehouse on a Thursday night.....wearing white pumps as well the biff. I hope you accidentally trod on them.
The first sight of sun peeping through the cloud and you'll see the boy band wannabes rooting them out of their wardrobe and wandering down the alehouse in their fake Ray Bans. I have a special look of disdain that I reserve for teds like this. It's not subtle.
My biggest peeve is people who, on a two lane round that leads on to a roundabout, see that the left hand lane is backed up, so swing into the right hand lane, zoom past everyone, then try to cut in and go straight on at the roundabout
I wish I could kill their ****ing families!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My biggest peeve is people who, on a two lane round that leads on to a roundabout, see that the left hand lane is backed up, so swing into the right hand lane, zoom past everyone, then try to cut in and go straight on at the roundabout
I wish I could kill their ****ing families!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed.Shocking.
The decent thing to do is clearly to get in the right lane, go round the roundabout once and then go straight on. No one can complain then![]()
Its illegal to cycle on a lot of footpaths now, in residential areas atleast.Cyclists shouldn't be allowed on the road FULL STOP!
I will never give my kids permission to cycle on the roads.
.Middle aged men, who feel the need to shoe horn themselves into lycra, and full Sky race gear, including helmet shaped helmet, to go riding their push rod down a few country lanes on a weekend.
Have a word with yourselves, your beer gut looks like you've shoved a wok up your ill fitting lycra top and how dare you park your bike outside my local and inflict the sight of your meat and 2 veg on unsuspecting locals having a quiet Sunday lunchtime pint.
You absolute ****ers.

Get off the ****ing fence![]()
It's illegal to bike on pavements (footways for Ruff) full stop. Unless they are clearly marked as having cycle access, you risk a £60 fine for cycling on one.
Tbh I always cycle on the road, as even if there is a cycle lane it will usually be full of the type of idiots Tobes describes, generally meandering along and swerving all over the place.

Footpaths.
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Footpaths are normally accessed via styles in the countryside![]()
If you're going to be pedagogical at least get the spelling right, it's stilesFootpaths are normally accessed via styles in the countryside![]()