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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No I ****ing don't. ****s wearing shorts in winter and not on a footie or rugby pitch want twatting <ok>
     
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  2. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    My biggest peeve is people who, on a two lane round that leads on to a roundabout, see that the left hand lane is backed up, so swing into the right hand lane, zoom past everyone, then try to cut in and go straight on at the roundabout <grr>
    I wish I could kill their ****ing families!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I think he gathered my contempt as I took the picture, sneering!

    Cracking legs on the ****er too, eh? I mean, you cover those sticks up by choice.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    <sorry>
     
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  5. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Shocking.

    The decent thing to do is clearly to get in the right lane, go round the roundabout once and then go straight on. No one can complain then <whistle>
     
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  6. Bodinki

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    Indeed.
    I have done that once or twice.
    If you go round the roundabout, you can at least get into the correct lane on your way around and not cut anybody up as you exit.
    I love it when the left lane gets backed up going round the roundabout too, then you are left with a twat in the right lane, on the roundabout, stopped dead, indicating left because he wants to get off on to the exit and he just has to ****ing wait......****!
     
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  7. Swarbs

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    Tbh ****s who block the left lane at a roundabout with two lanes to go straight on are just as bad.

    Nothing worse than waiting ages to turn left cos of the stupid ****s who ignore the fact their exit road has two lanes.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Middle aged men, who feel the need to shoe horn themselves into lycra, and full Sky race gear, including helmet shaped helmet, to go riding their push rod down a few country lanes on a weekend.

    Have a word with yourselves, your beer gut looks like you've shoved a wok up your ill fitting lycra top and how dare you park your bike outside my local and inflict the sight of your meat and 2 veg on unsuspecting locals having a quiet Sunday lunchtime pint.

    You absolute ****ers.
     
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  9. Stan

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    Cyclists shouldn't be allowed on the road FULL STOP!

    I will never give my kids permission to cycle on the roads.
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    Its illegal to cycle on a lot of footpaths now, in residential areas atleast.
    In MK we have redways that people can cycle on, which run parallel to every road in the city, yet ****tards still cycle on the road <grr>.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get off the ****ing fence <laugh>
     
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  12. Swarbs

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    It's illegal to bike on pavements (footways for Ruff) full stop. Unless they are clearly marked as having cycle access, you risk a £60 fine for cycling on one.

    Tbh I always cycle on the road, as even if there is a cycle lane it will usually be full of the type of idiots Tobes describes, generally meandering along and swerving all over the place.
     
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  13. Swarbs

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    He can't, his lycra is too tight...
     
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  14. Chief

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    Footpaths.

    <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Footpaths are normally accessed via styles in the countryside <whistle>
     
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  16. Chief

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    I'd say that's a public right of way myself!
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Anything for a scrap <laugh>
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Oh yes.

    Anyway, off for my tea now!
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    what about people who stop on box junctions? there's two my way within a couple of hundred yards, every so often you get one at each end blocking the right turners and it becomes the perfect jam
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    If you're going to be pedagogical at least get the spelling right, it's stiles
     
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