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Bodanki said:
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Hate to admit but thats the only context I have heard it in, seems people around me have been using it in the wrong context my whole life.
But you are quite right, just a quick look up of the word "elder" and I can see it primarily refers to someone in a position of authority or seniority, rather than just "old guy".
Consider me schooled :) And I shall pass that wisdom on the next time a **** tard uses it incorrectly.
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Just nut the little **** <ok>
 
Fat birds.

Especially fat birds when they eat out and pretend they're full having only eaten half their dinner and say things like;

I'm really full

I haven't got much of an appetite these days

That was far too much for me.. Having eaten off the kids menu..

You're not big boned, your fat. I'm pretty sure they haven't reached 17st by eating half portions off the kids menu.
 
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returnofthesweatband said:
Fat birds.

Especially fat birds when they eat out and pretend they're full having only eaten half their dinner and say things like;

I'm really full

I haven't got much of an appetite these days

That was far too much for me.. Having eaten off the kids menu..

You're not big boned, your fat. I'm pretty sure they haven't reached 17st by eating half portions off the kids menu.
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Which fat bird in particular are you referring to? Someone has inspired this!

A guy I knew once shagged a really fat bird on a night out. And I mean really fat as in trophy fat if you're into that kind of thing which he was. He was dead chuffed until he found out he was about the 50th bloke she'd shagged in a few months and he'd gone in bareback.
 
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Stan said:
Awkward. Must be very tempting to tell her she didn't get that fat by pushing food around her plate.

She probably had a family sized bucket of chicken before the meal.

Does she have massive fat bird tits?
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No surprisingly, I'm sure for him disappointingly **** bangers.

I'm guessing you're right on the bucket of chicken though.
 
Bodanki said:
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Hate to admit but thats the only context I have heard it in, seems people around me have been using it in the wrong context my whole life.
But you are quite right, just a quick look up of the word "elder" and I can see it primarily refers to someone in a position of authority or seniority, rather than just "old guy".
Consider me schooled :) And I shall pass that wisdom on the next time a **** tard uses it incorrectly.
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No problem.

Glad to see you are at least respecting your betters ;)

Red Hadron Collider said:
Are you down here at Easter?
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No, Easter's too early this year - school holidays are the week after and we don't even get Good Friday and Easter Monday as bank holidays up here. Although it does mean Mrs Swarbs gets two extra days holiday to use when she feels like, and the roads aren't full of ****s with caravans.

Have we put caravans in 101 yet?
 
Swarbs said:
No problem.

Glad to see you are at least respecting your betters ;)



No, Easter's too early this year - school holidays are the week after and we don't even get Good Friday and Easter Monday as bank holidays up here. Although it does mean Mrs Swarbs gets two extra days holiday to use when she feels like, and the roads aren't full of ****s with caravans.

Have we put caravans in 101 yet?
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I'm sure Glazerfodder stuck them in a few times!!
 
I remember my very first venture to Amsterdam I was having a wonder around the red light area and the whole area was just fat birds in windows. Not just fat but orca fat. Went round a corner and it turned to fat black birds. All very strange and I couldnt help thinking the whole red light thing was overrated.

Ofcourse the purple haze, temple ball and sensimelia all made up for it.
 
Swarbs said:
It's illegal to bike on pavements (footways for Ruff) full stop. Unless they are clearly marked as having cycle access, you risk a £60 fine for cycling on one.

Tbh I always cycle on the road, as even if there is a cycle lane it will usually be full of the type of idiots Tobes describes, generally meandering along and swerving all over the place.
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No mention of pavements here;



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As an estate agent.. A footpath is something you have in your garden that leads down to the shed.. Or a footpath could be something that runs through an estate.

A pavement to me is the pedestrian bit running alongside a road.
 
Yeah, and you're both wrong.

As a civil engineer...................... ...........






What's for tea?
 
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Mother in laws who wander into a room and start asking plot and character questions about a series they don't watch.

How ****ing far back do you want me to go?
 
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