Rival watch

[humanbeingincroydon]

Grealish scored the opening goal in John Terry's Aston Villa's 2-0 win over Bolton

I can see the HITC headlines already...

 

[deedub93]

Manure lucky twice, could be 2-0

 

[deedub93]

1-0 Bournemouth, could be 3.

 

[deedub93]

Could and should be 4-0. I bet Manure pull this back. Bournemouth should be out of sight. [HASHTAG]#onesided[/HASHTAG]

 

[Spur of the Moment]

Bournemouth denied a blatant penalty...... Two hands in the back by Shaw.
Commentators start back-pedalling though....

 

[Spur of the Moment]

And a sucker punch...

 

[deedub93]

1-1 Martial. Should be 4-1

 

[Spur of the Moment]

And Shaw escapes a booking .....how much have Utd paid this ref?

 

[deedub93]

Marginally offside Sanchez according to the commentator with the manc accent here in Africa. Obviously, margins are big in Manchester.

 

[deedub93]

Is JD on the bench? He would have a hay-day here.

 

[deedub93]

Steptoeniho will be creaming himself at half time, going in level after that?

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

I know that we were linked with Brooks last season. He looks a talent.

 

[deedub93]

I know that we were linked with Brooks last season. He looks a talent.

Lewis Cook Loo'ks the talent.

 

[deedub93]

Yellow card Luke Shaw, should be his second.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Lewis Cook Loo'ks the talent.

Yes and Fraser, who could be a sensational wing back in a year or two.

 

[deedub93]

Yes and Fraser, who could be a sensational wing back in a year or two.

Is he the vertically challenged chap who makes Danny Rose look like a Giant?

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

Is he the vertically challenged chap who makes Danny Rose look like a Giant?

That's him.

 

[deedub93]

That's him.

Agreed, playing well.

 

[deedub93]

1-2 Dick Turpin would have been proud of this performance.

 

[deedub93]

Based on this performance I think that we can safely say Manure won't be winning anything soon.