Rival watch

Grealish scored the opening goal in John Terry's Aston Villa's 2-0 win over Bolton

I can see the HITC headlines already...

 

Manure lucky twice, could be 2-0

 

1-0 Bournemouth, could be 3.

 

Could and should be 4-0. I bet Manure pull this back. Bournemouth should be out of sight. #onesided

 

Bournemouth denied a blatant penalty...... Two hands in the back by Shaw.
Commentators start back-pedalling though....

 

And a sucker punch...

 

1-1 Martial. Should be 4-1

 

And Shaw escapes a booking .....how much have Utd paid this ref?

 

Marginally offside Sanchez according to the commentator with the manc accent here in Africa. Obviously, margins are big in Manchester.

 

Is JD on the bench? He would have a hay-day here.

 

Steptoeniho will be creaming himself at half time, going in level after that?

 

I know that we were linked with Brooks last season. He looks a talent.

 

Lewis Cook Loo'ks the talent.

 

Yellow card Luke Shaw, should be his second.

 

Yes and Fraser, who could be a sensational wing back in a year or two.

 

Is he the vertically challenged chap who makes Danny Rose look like a Giant?

 

That's him.

 

Agreed, playing well.

 

1-2 Dick Turpin would have been proud of this performance.

 

Based on this performance I think that we can safely say Manure won't be winning anything soon.