Not a champion, just Not606's resident Narrative Smasher doing their job.
The fact is a fee had been agreed (£29m + Keylor Navas) and the paperwork was all in order, the only thing missing was somebody at Man Utd having the fax machine switched on despite knowing all day that some paperwork would need to be sent. So if FIFA are so against those blue passport-waving appeasement monkeys, why didn't they find a loophole for Los Ladrones?
Come to think of it, if they hate the English league so much, why didn't they block Arshavin's move to Arsenal given the majority of the paperwork was filed late?