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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Damn you for lampshading my half-written response!
     
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  2. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Did Mendes do a Zoe D Katze to get his
    "certified accountant" diploma ??
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

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    Watford's Isaac Success has been arrested for an incident involving four hookers.
    He allegedly partied with them at a hotel, got pissed up on Bailey's and then couldn't get it up! <laugh>
    He wanted his money back for services not rendered.
     
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  4. The Changing Man

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    So he wasn't a huge success with the ladies!
     
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  5. The RDBD

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    In his drunken mind, apparently he was and they weren't.
     
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  6. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    If only all of our games could be as boring as the Huddersfield one.
     
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  7. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    The Bournemouth/Watford/Stoke/WBA home games were
    last season.
     
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  8. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Note to self: never, ever accept an invite to Theo Hernandez's birthday party

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  9. Spur of the Moment

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    He misunderstood them when they offered to 'lick yours' <laugh>
     
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  10. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    As if there weren't enough good reasons for not drinking Baileys
     
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  11. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    What a cock up <whistle>
     
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  12. PowerSpurs

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    Yep

    A cock up does sound like a successfully completed event though
     
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  13. The Changing Man

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  14. The RDBD

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    Morata and now Mane.
    Yeah, tempt fate why don't ya.
     
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  15. redwhiteandermblue

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    I'm 100% on the professional women's side. Opportunities cost.
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

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    An airline wouldn't refund you if you bought a ticket, but didn't get on the plane.
     
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  17. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    And if you are drunk before you get on the plane,
    the airline has the right to decline you getting onboard.
     
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  18. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    If you've drunk so much as to not understand about the 'Emergency Exit'. You're not flying.
     
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  19. humanbeingincroydon

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    How else is somebody supposed to face the ordeal of flying British Airways?
     
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  20. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    It's like renting a car, then demanding your money back because you can't drive.
     
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