Rival watch

[humanbeingincroydon]

Ricardo Carvalho has become the latest footballer to be sentenced to prison in Spain for tax dodging.
He's got a 7 month sentence, which means that he won't serve any of it, due to a lack of previous convictions.
Another Jorge Mendes client, another tax dodger. What a coincidence.

Damn you for lampshading my half-written response!

 

[The RDBD]

Ricardo Carvalho has become the latest footballer to be sentenced to prison in Spain for tax dodging.
He's got a 7 month sentence, which means that he won't serve any of it, due to a lack of previous convictions.
Another Jorge Mendes client, another tax dodger. What a coincidence.

Did Mendes do a Zoe D Katze to get his
"certified accountant" diploma ??

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Watford's Isaac Success has been arrested for an incident involving four hookers.
He allegedly partied with them at a hotel, got pissed up on Bailey's and then couldn't get it up!
He wanted his money back for services not rendered.

 

[The Changing Man]

Watford's Isaac Success has been arrested for an incident involving four hookers.
He allegedly partied with them at a hotel, got pissed up on Bailey's and then couldn't get it up!
He wanted his money back for services not rendered.

So he wasn't a huge success with the ladies!

 

[The RDBD]

So he wasn't a huge success with the ladies!

In his drunken mind, apparently he was and they weren't.

 

[Citizen Kane]

Even a pundit agreed that the Huddersfield match became boring because of the lack of goals from early on.

If only all of our games could be as boring as the Huddersfield one.

 

[The RDBD]

If only all of our games could be as boring as the Huddersfield one.

The Bournemouth/Watford/Stoke/WBA home games were
last season.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Note to self: never, ever accept an invite to Theo Hernandez's birthday party

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[Spur of the Moment]

got pissed up on Bailey's

He misunderstood them when they offered to 'lick yours'

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

Watford's Isaac Success has been arrested for an incident involving four hookers.
He allegedly partied with them at a hotel, got pissed up on Bailey's and then couldn't get it up!
He wanted his money back for services not rendered.

As if there weren't enough good reasons for not drinking Baileys

 

[remembercolinlee]

Watford's Isaac Success has been arrested for an incident involving four hookers.
He allegedly partied with them at a hotel, got pissed up on Bailey's and then couldn't get it up!
He wanted his money back for services not rendered.

What a cock up

 

[PowerSpurs]

What a cock up

Yep

A cock up does sound like a successfully completed event though

 

[The Changing Man]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41573042

Thats a shame

 

[The RDBD]

Morata and now Mane.
Yeah, tempt fate why don't ya.

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

Watford's Isaac Success has been arrested for an incident involving four hookers.
He allegedly partied with them at a hotel, got pissed up on Bailey's and then couldn't get it up!
He wanted his money back for services not rendered.

I'm 100% on the professional women's side. Opportunities cost.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

I'm 100% on the professional women's side. Opportunities cost.

An airline wouldn't refund you if you bought a ticket, but didn't get on the plane.

 

[The RDBD]

An airline wouldn't refund you if you bought a ticket, but didn't get on the plane.

And if you are drunk before you get on the plane,
the airline has the right to decline you getting onboard.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

If you've drunk so much as to not understand about the 'Emergency Exit'. You're not flying.

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

And if you are drunk before you get on the plane,
the airline has the right to decline you getting onboard.

How else is somebody supposed to face the ordeal of flying British Airways?

 

[redwhiteandermblue]

An airline wouldn't refund you if you bought a ticket, but didn't get on the plane.

It's like renting a car, then demanding your money back because you can't drive.