Ribery is a bit of a player allegedly - despite looking like Gary Neville's uglier cousin.
But the underage hooker allegations were dropped.
Hey, I'm not saying that he didn't deserve it, but the hooker thing put any chance that he had to bed, I thought.
This is now the face of European football, too:
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"Do I expect you to vote for me, Mr Messi? No, I expect you to die!"
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from me.