Twitter giving it All That about how, because Richarlison scored twice in one game, that means he's a great signing Pretty sure there's another 37 games to be played, y'know...
I will never get a job as a pundit because I'm having my prostate removed soon. This means I will be unable to cream all over Liverpool.
You can always have your ring piece grafted to your mouth and then you can talk sh!te all of the time.
West Ham spent £100m+ to get ****ing sparked by Pool. Dick Emery had all pre-season with this Arsenal side to show how he’d wanna implement his style on them and yet they done **** all against a City side that didn’t get out of second gear. We on the other hand pretty much had 5 days to prepare for the new season, no new signings, players not really match fit and yet grinded out a result away against Newcastle.
PSG want Ericson for 100 mil and also Danny Rose.Wow! Is the former ready to go. I know the latter is. I wonder when the first 1000 mil player will be bought? What's money to these owners?
It says a lot that the papers all seem to agree on three details - Eriksen, a fee of £100m, and it's all to pay off how the stadium has now gone £8.2bn over budget - but they can't seem to agree on the tiny detail about who'll be spending the £100m: the Express say it's PSG, the Mail say it's Los Ladrones, and talkBALLS say it's Barca. Funny how that happens...
