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No boxing day gifts for us so far, unless Hull pull off the unthinkable. Possibly the most predictable set of results this season.
 
humanbeingincroydon said:
So how did the sight of 30,000 of the happy clappers fighting against the "injustice" of Jamie Vardy being banned for three matches for a studs-up two-footed lunge from behind work out?

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Will anyone apart from his current wife remember him in 10 years? Talk of the movie's gone eerily silent.
 
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City now 3-0 up against Hull. Not ideal but it does mean that:
A) I finally got an exact scoreline right in the prediction league
B) My manager owes me £20
C) We can't go 4th on Wednesday, which means we'll win
 
C. Kane said:
City now 3-0 up against Hull. Not ideak but it does mean that:
A) I finally got a an exact scoreline right in the prediction league
B) My manager owes me £20
C) We can't go 4th on Wednesday, which means we'll win
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FFS. I had that as 0-2 and apart from the Chelsea result I had a complete nightmare again. I'm on 6 points after games.<yikes>
 
"Thanks for that Brian" said:
FFS. I had that as 0-2 and apart from the Chelsea result I had a complete nightmare again. I'm on 6 points after games.<yikes>
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I received a drunken voicemail from my manager on the 92nd minute saying something along the lines of 'thanks for Dawson and thanks for the £20'. At full time I simply sent him a text saying 'you're most welcome'.

I think I'll use my winnings to take the kids to see 'Jamie Vardy: The Movie'. Critics are already calling it "the greatest comedy since Monty Python". Can't wait.
 
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"Thanks for that Brian" said:
Will anyone apart from his current wife remember him in 10 years? Talk of the movie's gone eerily silent.
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That's the thing that worried me most about the talk of a movie: we'd be cast as the villains, and no doubt depicted as a combination of Don Revie's Leeds and Billy Zane's character in Titanic

...which is pretty much how we're getting depicted by the press at the moment, now that I think of it.
 
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humanbeingincroydon said:
That's the thing that worried me most about the talk of a movie: we'd be cast as the villains, and no doubt depicted as a combination of Don Revie's Leeds and Billy Zane's character in Titanic

...which is pretty much how we're getting depicted by the press at the moment, now that I think of it.
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Well we do have a chairman who'd make an excellent Bond villain...

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In movie terms, I picture Spurs as more like Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings.
 
Bodinki said:
In movie terms, I picture Spurs as more like Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings.
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Not even close. We're somewhere in between Inspector Clouseau and George from Blackadder.

You lot on the other hand are a straight cross between Scar and Jar Jar Binks.
 
Bodinki said:
In movie terms, I picture Spurs as more like Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings.
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I'm going to guess that you had the sound off.

The best real-life comparison for Grima Wormtongue is Nigel Farage, who uses lies and deception to weaken the Kingdom of Rohan and make Saruman's conquest of Middle Earth that much easier - sort of like how UKIP use lies and deception to weaken the vote for the non-Tory candidates on the ballot.

Funnily enough, this also sounds remarkably like the transfer strategies of Man Utd, Chelsea and Los Ladrones do Madrid...
 
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Not even close. We're somewhere in between Inspector Clouseau and George from Blackadder.

You lot on the other hand are a straight cross between Scar and Jar Jar Binks.
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I see Chelsea as Lucius Malfoy. Text book baddie but without Voldemort's patronage just a little bit wimpy.
 
Dammit Bodinki.Will you stop bringing that gorgeous lady back again.I can't concentrate on my egg and bacon sandwich!
 
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