You'd find it odd. You're sat in the pub next to Helmut, born and raised in a small village outside of Cologne but visiting his aunt Hilda who has lived in England since taking a job as a receptionist at a language school back in the early 1980's. England are playing Peru, it's a key game in qualifying for the inaugural International Cup of Champions which has superseded the World Cup after an 83 year old Blatter has won another term in office at FIFA. Hilda, who is your neighbour and occasional lover, has asked you to keep Helmut company while he's visiting so you agree to watch the game together in your local boozer, The Prattling Pillock. England win the game 1-0 thanks to a goal by their star player Raheem Sterling. You turn to Helmut and ask what he thought of the game. He starts foaming at the mouth and says "They played well, Sterling is a good player but John Barnes let his country down time and again when he was playing for England." You return Hilda's odd nephew to the comfort of her bosom.