My fave line from Animal House Larry's evil conscience: **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it. Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance. Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence. Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
If / when relegated on Sunday maybe a huge rendition of "City 'til I die". A show of force and unity, oh hang on that unity has been divided now, mind you Mr Allam I'm sure we will forgive and forget by the start of the new season whatever league we're playing in because after all you love the supporters of Hull City AFC.
Newcastle wont win so it all depends on what happens @ the KC now. Newcastle could not even win @ QPR after being 1-0 up @ HT. Sid James Park has One more carry on left.
That would be brilliant to be fair. Not at the start obvs, but in injury time if the Jawdies are winning and we're not.
Followed by: 'you can stick your premier league up your arse, you can stick your premier league up your arse, you can stick your premier league, stick your premier league, stick your premier league up your arse'.
Even funnier would be if we cheered as though we'd just won the FA Cup, unfurl a banner that says 'Championship and proud' and started spraying champagne.
