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    Warning they are making another bloody gandolf movie
     
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    havent seen any of them
     
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    Tool Time Talk with Didley

    Makita ask my wife to design their latest cordless screw gun.

    It has 24 torque settings with variable speed with unlimited battery life.
     
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    Whose bright idea was that? Doctors left stunned as man in Colombia comes into hospital with a light bulb stuck up his anus
    By LUKE ANDREWS HEALTH REPORTER FOR DAILYMAIL.COM



    A man in Colombia left doctors stunned after they found a light bulb stuck up his butt.

    The patient, 53, who has not been named, went to a local hospital this year complaining of pain in his anus.

    Doctors did not see anything during a physical examination, but were shocked when an X-ray revealed a large light bulb wedged inside him.

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    A 53-year-old man in Colombia had to go to hospital after a light bulb, pictured, became wedged up his backside. Doctors may have removed it using suction cups

    It was not clear how the light bulb got up there, but in previous cases, people have put items up their butts for sexual pleasure.


    It was also unclear how the bulb was removed or whether the individual suffered any long-term damage.

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    The constipated 50-year-old, who wasn't named, was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.

    Metro that a 'whole range' of items get stuck up people's backsides.

    '[We've seen] wine bottles, deodorant cans, a shower curtain rail, keys, a toy plastic snake, a gerbil — and, of course, sex toys,' she said.

    Asked how they are removed, she added: 'When patients come in, sometimes it's simple to manage... requiring a bit of perseverance in [ER] with lots of lubricant and some basic instruments to grab hold of the thing and gently pull it out.

    'We are very careful not to damage the very important anal sphincters.

    'If it is really tricky, we may have to do this in a safer environment in theatre with the patient sedated or anesthetized and with full relaxation of the sphincters.'

    In worst-case scenarios, where an object is too far up to be removed, then there might be a major operation to get the object out.

    Doctors have previously warned that when objects become stuck in the rectum, they can lead to the formation of a vacuum.

    This can mean that when someone pulls on an object to try to remove it, the vacuum causes it to travel up further inside them.
     
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    Sounds like they’re punching above their weight.
     
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    Yes, its very old news but anyone taking the piss out of Harry is always good for a second or third screening.

    Portsmouth fans showing their love to Harry ( dicky knees ) Redknapp, after going back to Southampton.

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    This may rub royalists the wrong way.
    What a cock up!
    Cocky pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown.

    Residents awoke Thursday to morning wood, with the glaringly obvious penis trimmed into the lush grass overnight, SWNS reports.
     
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    News Alert!
    Apparently, they gave her $500 before she was apprehended due to the fact that the mobility walker slowed her getaway!

    Should’ve gone for the upgraded turbo model!


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    New Orleans woman 63, on a walker tries to rob bank in the city.

    https://mol.im/a/12079087
     
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    A lot of ****s about today. I even saw a massive one in the mirror this morning.
     
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    A friend told me, mirrors don’t lie, not that l would suggest such a thing!
     
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    I’ll have to reflect on that, Oz.
     
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