I heard the Allam Out chant last night for about 10 seconds. I have it on good authority from a bloke who wishes to remain anonymous; let's call them "Neil Smudgell", that the little chant scared off 74 different billionaires who were just about to sign the contract.
The eyewitness account of last night
As Ehab passed the pen over to Richard Branson to sign the sale of contract he thought to himself "Finally, my most beloved Hull City AFC; I give you a good home and a bright future" as he fought back the waterfall of emotion at the sheer thought of saying goodbye to the Hull City AFC family.
"Now Richard, I hope you remember the children AND the long standing supporters in your pricing structure for next season. And please, please remember the Airco Arena is also to be used by the community as well" he pleaded.
"Ehab, baby, don't worry about it. You have taught me well. Reading your CV I already have loads more knowledge on how to push my business on to even greater achievements. First things first, Virgin's being re-branded to Virgin Hunter."
Branson's pen hovers over the line.
"Wait". Branson stops dead. "What is that noise? Are they saying...We Want Allam Out?"
Ehab's large and generous heart starts to race. "No...no... Dick, they're saying 'We Want A Lamb Snout...it's the new pulled pork of Hull and the East Riding".
"No Ehab, don't defend this. I'm not stupid. I would never buy a club when such disgusting vitriol against two heavenly bodies such as you and Dr Allam is openly allowed to ooze from the stands, like a dented creamy can of Ambrosia."
"Damn you Hull City AFC!" Cries Ehab as Branson leaves the Directors box. "I try to get out, but you keep pulling me back in". A single tear rolls down his cheek.