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Owen is a **** commentator. Lucky he isn't a referee, he'd give the big teams fouls all the time whilst seeing it differently against the lesser teams.
 
Owen is a **** commentator. Lucky he isn't a referee, he'd give the big teams fouls all the time whilst seeing it differently against the lesser teams.


Not only is he a **** commentator, but he's also the most boring person on the planet. There's an interview with him on the Guardian, here are the most boring bits:

What do you listen to in the car on the way there? I don’t listen to anything. I don’t know why, but the car’s always been my own quiet space. When the kids are in the car they always want a song on, but I’m just happy with my thoughts.

What’s the last film you saw? It’s very boring, but I don’t watch films. I think I’ve seen about five in my life. I just can’t get into them.

Who would play you in a film of your life? What, an actor? I don’t know any actors.

What wakes you up sweating in the middle of the night? You know, I don’t really worry about much.

Cheese or chocolate? That’s a tough one. Probably cheese.

Can you tell me a joke? [Thinks for a while] Err … I’m one of those people who’s awful at telling them. I get told so many. Oh god, I heard a good one the other day. Come back to me.

Do you laugh easily? I love, love a night out where there’s a comedian. Do I laugh easily? Yeah, I’d say if you came into my house, you’d be surprised how loud and happy I am.


I think most people see me as quite straight and boring, but we have a lot of fun at home

Yeah, we do.
 
Interesting listening to Eriksen on Sky Sports now talking about Poch. He didn't exactly sound effusive, but that may just be his manner I guess.
 
Mike dean did try to pick up from webb's mantle and give them an extra minute of injury time.

United cannot defend but Swansea don't look any good either. They will be more open against a team like ours.
 
To be fair, he's not a player without reputation. He was scoring a lot of goals for years in Ligue 1, has been in and out of France national squad, and has CL experience. Great business by Swansea.

It was more of a dig at bony, he didn't look to me to be busting a gut for his team mates. There were some counters he barely kept up with.
 
Poor Ashley Young, he's had s **** day. Played out of position, looked lost, the team lost and a bird ****s in his mouth. My God. I almost feel bad for him.
 
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