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Toss saints

Toss saints

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Now I have got your attention. Not to clog up the match thread.

If we replace MP who would we like.

I am very much Roy Keane as interim, the consensus is against.

But whom?!
 
It's just on oddschecker. If you go onto unibet, I couldn't see that any odds are available.
 
Also I thought this thread was going to be about premature ejaculation... Disappointing.

As for suggestions, me.

To start with I'd only play Tadic on the left, introducing 5 a side in training on a small pitch with maximum of two touches allowed per player or get a punishment.

Oh and if Redmond slowed down a counter attack by checking back and passing infield more than 3 times in a home game against a relegation candidate then post match I'd introduce him to the business end of a shotgun.

[HASHTAG]#TLL-in[/HASHTAG]
 
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The Liebherr Legacy said:
Also I thought this thread was going to be about premature ejaculation... Disappointing.
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My doctor said "Did you know that when you ejaculate that you release around 300 million sperm?".

I said "No. When I ejaculate I am usually otherwise preoccupied and not the least bit interested in counting anything".[/QUOTE]
 
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BassettSaint said:
I found the same when I tried after the Huddersfield game. Still, Sky Bet’s odds have gone from 4/1 to 2/1 since then. You would expect us and Stoke will lose on Saturday which won’t change things much.
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I wouldn't think losing to Chelsea would change much for Stoke, agreed. But such a defeat would be off the back of Stoke collecting four points from two games. Hughes does now have a small safety net. Whereas a defeat for us, even though it would be away to Utd, would just extend our awful recent run. I could certainty see it resulting in MP losing his job.
 
St Godders said:
My doctor said "Did you know that when you ejaculate that you release around 300 million sperm?".

I said "No. When I ejaculate I am usually otherwise preoccupied and not the least bit interested in counting anything".
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You need to have a conversation with my Dad. He educated @Onionman on something similar. Much to his horror!
 
I think that tonight and last night I still had 300 million, but 200 million were swimming their backs, singing songs out of tune and telling each other " I really looovve you"
 
thereisonlyoneno7 said:
I always wondered how you found out you had a low sperm count...is it just 250 million? and who counts them?
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Medical Laboratory Assistants working in your local hospital Cytology lab. They used to do it manually on a microscope slide, but usually they use automated counters nowadays. The viability of the sperm cells is also assessed, by how much they wiggle.
 
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