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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Toss saints, Dec 26, 2017.

  1. Toss saints

    Toss saints Well-Known Member

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    Now I have got your attention. Not to clog up the match thread.

    If we replace MP who would we like.

    I am very much Roy Keane as interim, the consensus is against.

    But whom?!
     
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  2. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    I’ll make a suggestion:emoticon-0138-think

    GERARDO MARTINO
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh> Who? Never heard of him.
     
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  4. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Think he was after realistic suggestions mate
     
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  5. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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  6. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    This thread has been up an hour and nobody has mentioned Adkins? We truly are better than Saintsweb
     
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  7. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    He's got a job!
     
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    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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  9. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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  10. st_brendy

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    It's just on oddschecker. If you go onto unibet, I couldn't see that any odds are available.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Also I thought this thread was going to be about premature ejaculation... Disappointing.

    As for suggestions, me.

    To start with I'd only play Tadic on the left, introducing 5 a side in training on a small pitch with maximum of two touches allowed per player or get a punishment.

    Oh and if Redmond slowed down a counter attack by checking back and passing infield more than 3 times in a home game against a relegation candidate then post match I'd introduce him to the business end of a shotgun.

    #TLL-in
     
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  12. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    My doctor said "Did you know that when you ejaculate that you release around 300 million sperm?".

    I said "No. When I ejaculate I am usually otherwise preoccupied and not the least bit interested in counting anything".[/QUOTE]
     
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  13. BassettSaint

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    I found the same when I tried after the Huddersfield game. Still, Sky Bet’s odds have gone from 4/1 to 2/1 since then. You would expect us and Stoke will lose on Saturday which won’t change things much.
     
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  14. st_brendy

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    I wouldn't think losing to Chelsea would change much for Stoke, agreed. But such a defeat would be off the back of Stoke collecting four points from two games. Hughes does now have a small safety net. Whereas a defeat for us, even though it would be away to Utd, would just extend our awful recent run. I could certainty see it resulting in MP losing his job.
     
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  15. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    [/QUOTE]

    You need to have a conversation with my Dad. He educated @Onionman on something similar. Much to his horror!
     
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  16. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I always wondered how you found out you had a low sperm count...is it just 250 million? and who counts them?
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Ask my Dad (or Onionman because he told him)
     
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  18. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I think that tonight and last night I still had 300 million, but 200 million were swimming their backs, singing songs out of tune and telling each other " I really looovve you"
     
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  19. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Medical Laboratory Assistants working in your local hospital Cytology lab. They used to do it manually on a microscope slide, but usually they use automated counters nowadays. The viability of the sperm cells is also assessed, by how much they wiggle.
     
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  20. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Like a football turnstile? :)
     
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