Premature

Now I have got your attention. Not to clog up the match thread.

If we replace MP who would we like.

I am very much Roy Keane as interim, the consensus is against.

But whom?!

 

I’ll make a suggestion

GERARDO MARTINO

 

Who? Never heard of him.

 

Think he was after realistic suggestions mate

 

MLT

 

This thread has been up an hour and nobody has mentioned Adkins? We truly are better than Saintsweb

 

He's got a job!

 

If anyone fancies a bet, Unibet have ****ed up the price on Pellegrino to be next to go, he is 11/1 over there.

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/next-manager-to-leave-post?

 

**** I just took the last of my cash out of the bank

 

It's just on oddschecker. If you go onto unibet, I couldn't see that any odds are available.

 

Also I thought this thread was going to be about premature ejaculation... Disappointing.

As for suggestions, me.

To start with I'd only play Tadic on the left, introducing 5 a side in training on a small pitch with maximum of two touches allowed per player or get a punishment.

Oh and if Redmond slowed down a counter attack by checking back and passing infield more than 3 times in a home game against a relegation candidate then post match I'd introduce him to the business end of a shotgun.

#TLL-in

 

My doctor said "Did you know that when you ejaculate that you release around 300 million sperm?".

I said "No. When I ejaculate I am usually otherwise preoccupied and not the least bit interested in counting anything".[/QUOTE]

 

I found the same when I tried after the Huddersfield game. Still, Sky Bet’s odds have gone from 4/1 to 2/1 since then. You would expect us and Stoke will lose on Saturday which won’t change things much.

 

I wouldn't think losing to Chelsea would change much for Stoke, agreed. But such a defeat would be off the back of Stoke collecting four points from two games. Hughes does now have a small safety net. Whereas a defeat for us, even though it would be away to Utd, would just extend our awful recent run. I could certainty see it resulting in MP losing his job.

 

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You need to have a conversation with my Dad. He educated @Onionman on something similar. Much to his horror!

 

I always wondered how you found out you had a low sperm count...is it just 250 million? and who counts them?

 

Ask my Dad (or Onionman because he told him)

 

I think that tonight and last night I still had 300 million, but 200 million were swimming their backs, singing songs out of tune and telling each other " I really looovve you"

 

Medical Laboratory Assistants working in your local hospital Cytology lab. They used to do it manually on a microscope slide, but usually they use automated counters nowadays. The viability of the sperm cells is also assessed, by how much they wiggle.

 

Like a football turnstile?