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Obi Wan said:
I knew it!

Dan only brushes his teeth on birthdays and at Christmas.
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Just as well every day is a birthday on planet Starkey then! Obi was lined up to be the next Milky Bar Kid but got replaced when he was heard saying "i'd still rather have a Curly whirly"
 
When he thinks nobody is looking, Dan still likes to suck his thumb and hug his teddy bear.
 
Is vic there will pay an advertising consultant to come up with a new user name if he ever finds out where his vapour rub is.
 
minxy was banned from her local pizza restaurant for abusing the eat as much as you want salad system
and never once ordering pizza
 
Minxy was dreaming of being a slug, then woke up after slipping out of bed to find herself covered in baby oil
 
Elland won't rip you off when he sells you a house

Shaks is teetotal

Millwall steve doesn't spend every waking moment playing with his Hornby 0-0 train set.
 
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