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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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    Brb is intending to be fluent in Icelandic by next week so as to bamboozle minxy and her guests
     
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    Dan won the first prize for the most unusually shaped turnip at the village fayre this summer
     
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    Minxy is the proud owner of the UK's largest collection of porcelain elephants.
     
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    Dan, the acrobat & the jar of strawberry jam is a story best not told
     
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    Minxy wrote to Bill and Hilary clinton saying that if their grandchild is a boy they should call him Darren
     
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    Dan never wanted to be a Watford fan, he wanted to be....... A LUMBERJACK!
     
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    Obi has kept all his toe-nail clippings since he was a child
     
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    And one day I'll build a full scale Death Star out of them!

    Minxy is the body stunt double for the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie.
     
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    Obi has 3 pen pals in Antananarivo
     
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    Easy for you to say!

    Dan is really a GunGan and is Jar Jar Binks' identical twin sister.
     
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    Obi is Kevin Keegans brother.
     
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    Vic isn't sure who his favourite team is ..... I think it could be Posh
     
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    Minxy has the most amazing set of cushions . Her favourite has a picture of Vic printed upon it x
     
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    Vic has just won funding for a 2 year research project into why men’s genitals make women laugh so much
     
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    Minxy won first prize in the West Midlands gurning competition
     
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    I ate Woopert's duck tonight in a Chinese pancake with hoi sin sauce! Yummy!
     
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    Obi Wan does indeed chew bacca
     
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    R looks very fetching in his new mankini
     
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    Minxy and Jimmy Krankie are identical twins <sorry>
     
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    WD has ,on occasion, eaten a Parsons Nose .....
     
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