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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    obi has more wizard of oz memorabilia than anyone else alive
    includeing two full size tin men
     
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    Kiwi was ridiculed at school and outcast from the school rugby team when he split his shorts while doing the Haka, revealing his pink lace panties.
     
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    Obi was arrested for the kidnap of a Spaniard, but was released on mental health grounds when he blamed the voices in his head for telling him Obi Wan, get Juan free.
     
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    (I thought I had that taken down from facebook)

    the movie billy Elliott is based on dmds early childhood
     
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    Kiwi doesn't cope with changes, and still pines for the old Zealand of his youth.
     
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    DMD was a founder member of Hull City Association Football Club in 1904.
     
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    Obi was awarded a Phd for his thesis "how the books of Roger Hargreaves brought about the fall of the Berlin Wall"
     
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    Dan still has an imagery friend :)
     
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    Dan caused the Great Fire OF London while lighting one of his farts for a joke after drinking too many ales 'Ye Olde Minxey's Armes'.

    (two insults for the price of one :))
     
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    Obi's goldfish taught him to say Bob.
     
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    DMD works down my local chip shop - and he swears he's Elvis!
     
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    Obi Wan is the stand in for the other half of Eric the half a bee.
     
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    DMD isn't a very naughty boy, he's the Messiah!
     
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    Dutch_Mountain_God. <ok>

    Obi Wan's fed up of being stopped and asked for his autograph by Peter Beardsley fans.
     
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    DMD works in the Kingston-Upon-Hull beauty salon and personally applied Phil Brown's orange perma-tan treatment.
     
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    When not posting on forums, Obi Wan takes part in competitive dog grooming contests.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    DMD won the £150m Euromillions jackpot, but gave it all away to charridy because he's a bloody nice chap. <applause><applause>
     
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    obi once walked the length of Britain
    not for charity but because it would be a bloody good idea
     
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    Kiwi has Maori tattoos covering 80% of his body .
     
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    VIC HAS SCORED more points in competition croquet this year than any other person since 1915
    croquet...the only game not interrupted by ww1
     
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