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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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    Obi Wan once angered his neioghbours by constructing a life size model of the Royal Albert Hall in his back garden using empty pot noodle cartons.
     
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    Dan is bitter at not being able to work out what happened to his vast pot noodle carton collection.
     
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    Dan was just about to place the last two tiles that would have beaten the world domino toppling record, when he sneezed. It took him 25 days to set it all up again.
     
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    Dan wants to move to Luton
     
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    Resurgam chose the pin the tail on the donkey avatar in recognition of his former life as a lady.
     
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    Although famous for inventing the wheel, not many people realise it was also DMD who first discovered fire.
     
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    Obi has never seen any Star Wars films :biggrin:
     
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    Vic enjoys embroidery, his special interest is cushion covers :)
     
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    I actually do believe that. Are you sure it's a lie?


    Minxy is the European bare knuckle fighting champion and is looking to go global with a world championship match up.
     
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    Obi is the Keeper of the Tyne Bridge .
     
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    The first record Vic ever bought was Mama he's making eyes at me by Lena Zavaroni
     
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    Dan made a living travelling the country beating Cool Hand Luke's boiled egg challenge on a daily basis, only stopping when he started to grow feathers on his back.
     
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    DMD accidentally super-glued his hand to the side of his face and spent almost a year lying about having chronic toothache to cover his embarrassment.
     
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    Obi hold the record as the fastest Geordie ever at the Great North Run .
     
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    vic sends himself valentines day cards to work
     
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    Kiwi owned a jellied eel shop in Otago - his best customer was Dame Kiri Te Kanawa
     
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    When Dan goes out on 'the pull' he still wears Hai Karate aftershave, a gold lame shirt unbuttoned down to the belly (revealing his hairy chest) and a big gold medallion.
     
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    Agent Bruce is under Obi's patio......
     
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    Victoria sometimes pretends to be a man
     
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    Minxy is a secret Gills fan and can't stand being near Peterborough.
     
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