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Obi Wan said:
Dan cheated his way to the finals of the 'World Championship Three Legged Race' by simply strapping a false leg to his hip and sprinting over the finish line.
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Obi Wan once angered his neioghbours by constructing a life size model of the Royal Albert Hall in his back garden using empty pot noodle cartons.
 
Dan is bitter at not being able to work out what happened to his vast pot noodle carton collection.
 
Dan was just about to place the last two tiles that would have beaten the world domino toppling record, when he sneezed. It took him 25 days to set it all up again.
 
Resurgam chose the pin the tail on the donkey avatar in recognition of his former life as a lady.
 
Although famous for inventing the wheel, not many people realise it was also DMD who first discovered fire.
 
Minxy said:
Vic enjoys embroidery, his special interest is cushion covers :)
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I actually do believe that. Are you sure it's a lie?


Minxy is the European bare knuckle fighting champion and is looking to go global with a world championship match up.
 
Dan made a living travelling the country beating Cool Hand Luke's boiled egg challenge on a daily basis, only stopping when he started to grow feathers on his back.
 
DMD accidentally super-glued his hand to the side of his face and spent almost a year lying about having chronic toothache to cover his embarrassment.
 
When Dan goes out on 'the pull' he still wears Hai Karate aftershave, a gold lame shirt unbuttoned down to the belly (revealing his hairy chest) and a big gold medallion.
 
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