Post a lie about the poster above.

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Brb is intending to be fluent in Icelandic by next week so as to bamboozle minxy and her guests

 

[Minxy]

Dan won the first prize for the most unusually shaped turnip at the village fayre this summer

 

[Deleted 1]

Dan won the first prize for the most unusually shaped turnip at the village fayre this summer

Minxy is the proud owner of the UK's largest collection of porcelain elephants.

 

[Minxy]

Dan, the acrobat & the jar of strawberry jam is a story best not told

 

[Deleted 1]

Minxy wrote to Bill and Hilary clinton saying that if their grandchild is a boy they should call him Darren

 

[Obi Wan]

Dan never wanted to be a Watford fan, he wanted to be....... A LUMBERJACK!

 

[Minxy]

Obi has kept all his toe-nail clippings since he was a child

 

[Obi Wan]

Obi has kept all his toe-nail clippings since he was a child

And one day I'll build a full scale Death Star out of them!

Minxy is the body stunt double for the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie.

 

[Deleted 1]

Obi has 3 pen pals in Antananarivo

 

[Obi Wan]

Obi has 3 pen pals in Antananarivo

Easy for you to say!

Dan is really a GunGan and is Jar Jar Binks' identical twin sister.

 

[Is Vic there?]

Obi is Kevin Keegans brother.

 

[Minxy]

Vic isn't sure who his favourite team is ..... I think it could be Posh

 

[Is Vic there?]

Minxy has the most amazing set of cushions . Her favourite has a picture of Vic printed upon it x

 

[Minxy]

Vic has just won funding for a 2 year research project into why men’s genitals make women laugh so much

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Minxy won first prize in the West Midlands gurning competition

 

[Obi Wan]

I ate Woopert's duck tonight in a Chinese pancake with hoi sin sauce! Yummy!

 

[Resurgam]

Obi Wan does indeed chew bacca

 

[Minxy]

R looks very fetching in his new mankini

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Minxy and Jimmy Krankie are identical twins

 

[Is Vic there?]

WD has ,on occasion, eaten a Parsons Nose .....