Post a lie about the poster above.

[DMD]

Minxy used to accompany the Queen on tour and had special responsibility to be the one to own up and take the blame for any Royal farting.

 

[Minxy]

DMD has refused to buy Minxy a Christmas present

 

[DMD]

MInxy is a regular at the sea breeze naturist beach, and on a windy day conducts the musical ensamble created by the ladies laying on their back with their legs in the air.

Here's the inspiration.

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[kiwiqpr]

dmd still trys to stay awake on Christmas eve to try to prove santa exists








(but he always falls asleep kids)

 

[Obi Wan]

Kiwi won the 'New Zealand surfer dude of the year' prize in 1948, 1950, 1951, 1953, 1954 and again with an amazing and unexpected comeback in 2013.

 

[lamby]

Obi won the last person to post award

 

[Resurgam]

Obi Wan doesn't rate Pardew as a manager

 

[Resurgam]

Minxy is really a 20 stone hairy arsed trucker, who wears dungarees and smokes a pipe.

 

[Obi Wan]

Obi Wan doesn't rate Pardew as a manager

So now I have to deny a lie! Double bluff!

Resurgam is the proud owner of a fast growing chain of high class lap dancing clubs - and every one of the 2,500 candidates for the jobs so far have been personally 'interviewed' by the man himself. He is very choosy about the quality in his high class outlets and some have had to go through a 5 stage interview process to get the job.

 

[DMD]

Obi wan doesn't know the difference between a galaxy far, far away and a tiny bar of chocolate.

 

[Obi Wan]

Obi wan doesn't know the difference between a galaxy far, far away and a tiny bar of chocolate.

DMD was delighted when he heard Hull were moving from Boothferry Park as he thought they said it was going to be at the KFC Stadium.

 

[Resurgam]

Even after last week, Obi still hasn't managed to raise even a smile.

 

[Obi Wan]

Obi won the last person to post award

I KNEW it!

Even after last week, Obi still hasn't managed to raise even a smile.

On Fridays, R dresses up in his mini skirt and heels and goes out on the pull, calling himself/herself Lola.


edit! sorry! I forgot we were supposed to post lies. Minxy please feel free to remove this post

 

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Obi Wan is banned from Selfridges after he opened a bottle of 1873 Chateauneuf du pape, tasted it and proclaimed that "this muck tastes worse than my Grandad's turnip wine"

 

[Minxy]

Dan true identity is Harry the Hornet ..... but don't tell anyone as it is meant to be a secret

 

[Obi Wan]

'Minxy' is really a second account made up by Lamby so he could pretend a woman might talk to him! True!

 

[Deleted 1]

If Obi Wan was on desert island Discs his luxury item would be a signed photograph of Penelope Keith.

 

[Obi Wan]

Dan auditioned for a lead role in Boney M but was beaten by Bobby Farrell in the final dance-off.

 

[Deleted 1]

Obi Wan was disqualified in the final of the national archery championships because his dad started yelling "one hundred and eighty" every time the other kid was aiming to fire an arrow.

 

[Obi Wan]

Dan cheated his way to the finals of the 'World Championship Three Legged Race' by simply strapping a false leg to his hip and sprinting over the finish line.