Possibly the most highly anticipated unveiling of the summer break so far

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overseasTOON said:
I wonder if he'll have an online store?

Can never have enough Danny Simpson coffee mugs and ornamental plates.
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Or some of those little plastic figuerines. I remember when I had Careca and Maradona (in their Napoli days), dead ringers they were. Many a day spent making Careca perform unbelieveable overhead kicks from a Maradona cross. Who needs playstations eh?
 
Warm Pouch said:
Or some of those little plastic figuerines. I remember when I had Careca and Maradona (in their Napoli days), dead ringers they were. Many a day spent making Careca perform unbelieveable overhead kicks from a Maradona cross. Who needs playstations eh?
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What would make my life truly complete would be a figurine of Simpson with a massive wobbly head on a spring to put on my dashboard so it wobbles when I drive.

Go on Danny. Make a dream come true!
 
Wonder if he'll allow some interactivity? We could post videos of defenders closing down and making challenges before their man trots into the penalty area. Cynical though that is I think he's getting ahead of himself with the website.
 
overseasTOON said:
What would make my life truly complete would be a figurine of Simpson with a massive wobbly head on a spring to put on my dashboard so it wobbles when I drive.

Go on Danny. Make a dream come true!
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Defo. Or a full size Danny weeble to take out our frustrations when he fails to close down the opposing winger. They can be sold in bulk, and we'll use some kind voodoo so that he feels every punch in a voodoo doll type way. Talk about bringing the fans closer to the team, he'll actually feel our pain!
 
Warm Pouch said:
Defo. Or a full size Danny weeble to take out our frustrations when he fails to close down the opposing winger. They can be sold in bulk, and we'll use some kind voodoo so that he feels every punch in a voodoo doll type way. Talk about bringing the fans closer to the team, he'll actually feel our pain!
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there will be commemorative Barge-poles to remind you how far you should be away from an opposing winger at all times
 
Jesus it's a bit slow on here today.

I remember a few years back a 'Boro player started his own website specifically for Premier League footballers <laugh>!
 
Here are some classic action shots demonstrating Simmo's silky skills...

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