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Possibly the most highly anticipated unveiling of the summer break so far

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by SafehandsOleSoderberg, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. SafehandsOleSoderberg

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    SafehandsOleSoderberg, Jul 13, 2011
  2. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    <ok> If you say so...
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    Coming soon :)
     
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    overseasTOON, Jul 13, 2011
  4. Aldridge_Prior

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    God, hope he doesn't turn into a "brand" like Michael Owen...
     
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    Coming up in the world.
     
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  6. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Or Stuart Baggs...<yikes>
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Jul 13, 2011
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    Think he's just making the most of being a PL footballer, a couple of season's ago he probably thought it would never happen.
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    I wonder if he'll have an online store?

    Can never have enough Danny Simpson coffee mugs and ornamental plates.
     
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  9. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    HA D2 are gonna go mental
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Or some of those little plastic figuerines. I remember when I had Careca and Maradona (in their Napoli days), dead ringers they were. Many a day spent making Careca perform unbelieveable overhead kicks from a Maradona cross. Who needs playstations eh?
     
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    What would make my life truly complete would be a figurine of Simpson with a massive wobbly head on a spring to put on my dashboard so it wobbles when I drive.

    Go on Danny. Make a dream come true!
     
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    Wonder if he'll allow some interactivity? We could post videos of defenders closing down and making challenges before their man trots into the penalty area. Cynical though that is I think he's getting ahead of himself with the website.
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Defo. Or a full size Danny weeble to take out our frustrations when he fails to close down the opposing winger. They can be sold in bulk, and we'll use some kind voodoo so that he feels every punch in a voodoo doll type way. Talk about bringing the fans closer to the team, he'll actually feel our pain!
     
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    there will be commemorative Barge-poles to remind you how far you should be away from an opposing winger at all times
     
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    Remind me why HE thinks we should visit his web site?????????????????????
     
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    why oh hwy
     
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  17. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Jesus it's a bit slow on here today.

    I remember a few years back a 'Boro player started his own website specifically for Premier League footballers <laugh>!
     
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    Here are some classic action shots demonstrating Simmo's silky skills...

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