Does any footballer have a biography called " Over The Moon " yet ?
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Does any footballer have a biography called " Over The Moon " yet ?
Attempted the Morrissey one and chucked it after about 40 pages - pish.
I'd rather mutilate my genitals with some form of mediaeval flail than read anything that pining dick had to say about himself.
It was a birthday present aff one of the weans.
Would've been rude no to at least attempt it.

D I Sabled:6224466 said:Difficult as is it is now to imagine but Rangers were once keen on bringing Neil Lennon to Ibrox.
As a 13-year-old schoolboy footballer with Lurgan United and Northern Ireland Under-14s the future Celtic captain caught the attention of several clubs in England and Scotland. Among them were Rangers, who at the time were managed by Jock Wallace. Neil was even invited to Glasgow to take a look around the Ibrox stadium and meet Northern Ireland international Jimmy Nichol.
Rangers at this time still operated their vile and shameful sectarian signing policy but in his autobiography Lennon states that he was at least given the impression that the interest was genuine. However, perhaps unsurprisingly, Rangers did not follow up their interest. Given the hate fuelled and bigoted reaction of Rangers supporters to Lennon throughout his time in Scotland it looks like Neil had a very lucky escape.
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It's on a fair few sites but I saw some boy stick it up on facebook earlier.
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Baw Claw:6225744 said:It was a birthday present aff one of the weans.
Would've been rude no to at least attempt it.
I have an irrational hatred of Morrissey. He's an utter fanny.
Used to no mind Johnny Marr until he ruined an entire Cribs album with his pishy jang-a-lang guitar playing.
Just a normal Scottish dayHow ****ing windy is it?
What kind of musically challenged mong are you... mozza rocks. Marr went down in my estimation with his bag of **** that was the healers

Venom's like a teenage goth who hates everything!
"It's just so unfair" he wails at his pillow.

Calling me an old man last week, now a teenage Goth this week.
Well no matter which week it is, you're still a boring dick muncher.![]()
Baw Claw:6225910 said:What kind of musically challenged mong are you... mozza rocks. Marr went down in my estimation with his bag of w**k that was the healers
Morrissey/The Smiths are for 80's kids who had no real friends.
Flouncy student ****e.![]()
Old man or young goth? Both hate the world and everything in it.
Just like you ya miserable ****.

No really I was never a sident and too young to listen to them in the 80s. Some of the greatest songs ever written were courtesy of the smiths.

I don't hate everything, I hate you, The Smiths and boring liberal ****s spouting the same ****e over and over.
1 and 3 are essentially the same thing.![]()
the dreaded rear admiral:6225970 said:Baw Claw:6225910 said:What kind of musically challenged mong are you... mozza rocks. Marr went down in my estimation with his bag of w**k that was the healers
Morrissey/The Smiths are for 80's kids who had no real friends.
Flouncy student ****e.![]()
No really I was never a sident and too young to listen to them in the 80s. Some of the greatest songs ever written were courtesy of the smiths.
Mention anyone famous on here and you immediately tell us why he/she's a ****.
I think it's really yourself you have issues with.