I went through a period where I read loads of football bios - couldn't bring myself to attempt one now, right enough. Attempted the Morrissey one and chucked it after about 40 pages - pish. Anyway, if you only read one football autobiography, read Cascarino's.
I'd rather mutilate my genitals with some form of mediaeval flail than read anything that pining dick had to say about himself.
I have an irrational hatred of Morrissey. He's an utter fanny. Used to no mind Johnny Marr until he ruined an entire Cribs album with his pishy jang-a-lang guitar playing.
Growing up david batty was a hero of mine. I met him when I was 10. I read his auto autobiography and now think he is a ****. Probably a good idea to steer clear of footballers autobiographies
What kind of musically challenged mong are you... mozza rocks. Marr went down in my estimation with his bag of **** that was the healers
Calling me an old man last week, now a teenage Goth this week. Well no matter which week it is, you're still a boring dick muncher.
No really I was never a sident and too young to listen to them in the 80s. Some of the greatest songs ever written were courtesy of the smiths.
I don't hate everything, I hate you, The Smiths and boring liberal ****s spouting the same ****e over and over. 1 and 3 are essentially the same thing.
Mention anyone famous on here and you immediately tell us why he/she's a ****. I think it's really yourself you have issues with.
