Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

I went into a shop today that will remain nameless, as I used to work for the company. My old manager's the boss in this shop, me and him were having a laugh about today's stuff when his hun co worker piped up, 'Ah hope yeez go oan n ****in' win the competition. It's just anuthir taintit title. And you've the fukin cheek tae crucify us!'

My response was to laugh like **** and remind him, 'Crucified? Yeez died. Never forget that'.

Wee guy was beelin'.

 

That's beautiful.

 

The Huns have managed to perform mass revisionism and mass delusion in equal measure regarding the reasons behind their hilarious demise.

It's quite remarkable.

 

It's phenomenal. Seriously, they don't know whether to or

 

I understand that Tory Hun councillor David Meikle has been lifted for storming the city chambers and flying an Israeli flag from it

 

Well, not "storming it" as he works there, obviously.

 

****ing hell

Guy from work just texted me that there's a fleg protest in George Sq

Usual fat guys in their 50s, a token manky burd and a guy on crutches

I hope the guy on the crutches is "Big Hoose Billy"

 

are the webcams still up and running in George SQ

It appears it is

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I hope it's Scott Brown

 

Fleg fury is spreading quicker and in a more worrying fashion than Ebola.

 

Is it coz of the Palestinian flag or is it to do with the loonys in NI?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-28705044

 

Cos of the Palestinian fleg.

Or the "PLO" flag or whatever

 

Looks like Charlie's run out of money and is heading back to the well.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28713408

 

I just realised, Glasgow's twinned with Palestine and that's why the flag's up.

Well, one of the reasons.

 

Bethlehem - which is technically in the West Bank, I think.

 

Jesus Christ

 

The levels of blasphemy on this forum have now reached Biblical proportions.

 

Some of these ****s really are unbelievable. As if they would thumb their noses at it.

The reason uefa do not fine teams for this is because rich clubs would flout the rules when they see fit and just pay the fine

Given how poor we have been and given that we have sold ff I would expect us to be absolutely pish once again.