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Hoddle is a god
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I cannot wait for the day when the game is ref'd by robots. There'll be no back-chat, then. Imagine it, lads...
(Ref blows for an infringement)
Rooney: (face creased with hate) What the f**k did I do, ref?
Ref: (sounding not unlike a Dalek, if you will) In-fringe-ment! Free-kick awarded to the other team!
Rooney: (Now, in the ref's face) You f**king blind, you one-eyed t**t!
Ref: In-fringe-ment! Free-kick! Step back or you will be ex-ter-min-a-ted!
Rooney: What have I f**king done, you pimpled ice-cream cone?
(Giggsy, Ferdinand, Valencia, Wellbeck and Nani now get involved)
Ref: Step back! Step back (the ref is going ape-****)
Rooney: You are a ****, ref!
(Nani and the others agree)
Ref: Ex-term-in-ate! Ex-term-in-ate!
I think the game would be much better for Dalek refs.
(Ref blows for an infringement)
Rooney: (face creased with hate) What the f**k did I do, ref?
Ref: (sounding not unlike a Dalek, if you will) In-fringe-ment! Free-kick awarded to the other team!
Rooney: (Now, in the ref's face) You f**king blind, you one-eyed t**t!
Ref: In-fringe-ment! Free-kick! Step back or you will be ex-ter-min-a-ted!
Rooney: What have I f**king done, you pimpled ice-cream cone?
(Giggsy, Ferdinand, Valencia, Wellbeck and Nani now get involved)
Ref: Step back! Step back (the ref is going ape-****)
Rooney: You are a ****, ref!
(Nani and the others agree)
Ref: Ex-term-in-ate! Ex-term-in-ate!
I think the game would be much better for Dalek refs.

