Off Topic Piss positioning

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Which Co-ordinates are you usually?

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[ToonArmy1892]

A9

 

[Obi Wan]

In the zone of C4 > D6.

Then after a few beers, it's in the zone of J1 > A10.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I rotate

 

[Obi Wan]

I rotate

So you get all over the room?

 

[Fox Mulder]

So you get all over the room?

No I manoeuvre accordingly throughout

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Not sure, I just piss.

 

[Fox Mulder]

If I'm out I target any Bombay mix left on the bowl

 

[Magnet]

Is this according to me or my wife?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Is this according to me or my wife?

My wifey has oftentimes accused me of J1 or J10.

 

[GodAlmighty]

Depends on if I want to make bubbles or not

 

[ToonArmy1892]

What about when you dont pull foreskin back properly and you get twin jets, always fun.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I'm just very good at it

 

[G4rdToonArmy]

If there's bleach down there, I try and wizz it all away!

If not D5

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

I generally prefer to sit down as I'm less likely to cover the floor in piss that way. So sitting down I'm probably hitting H5

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I generally prefer to sit down as I'm less likely to cover the floor in piss that way. So sitting down I'm probably hitting H5

Sit down pissing?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Sit down pissing?

Charlie ball flaps

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Charlie ball flaps

 

[Obi Wan]

Sit down pissing?

Charlie ball flaps

If he has a dogscock, I'd have thought he'd just cock his leg over the cat on the right.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Sit down pissing?

A good sit down piss is great sometimes, especially in the morning with a decent bowel movement to go with it. Just take phone to crapper with me and make it a nice chill out session.