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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 23, 2023.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Which Co-ordinates are you usually?

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    In the zone of C4 > D6.

    Then after a few beers, it's in the zone of J1 > A10.
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    I rotate
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    So you get all over the room?
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    No I manoeuvre accordingly throughout
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Not sure, I just piss.
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    If I'm out I target any Bombay mix left on the bowl
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    Is this according to me or my wife?
     
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    My wifey has oftentimes accused me of J1 or J10.
     
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    Depends on if I want to make bubbles or not
     
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  12. ToonArmy1892

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    What about when you dont pull foreskin back properly and you get twin jets, always fun.
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    I'm just very good at it
     
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    If there's bleach down there, I try and wizz it all away!

    If not D5
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    I generally prefer to sit down as I'm less likely to cover the floor in piss that way. So sitting down I'm probably hitting H5
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sit down pissing? <confused>
     
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    Charlie ball flaps
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    If he has a dogscock, I'd have thought he'd just cock his leg over the cat on the right.
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    A good sit down piss is great sometimes, especially in the morning with a decent bowel movement to go with it. Just take phone to crapper with me and make it a nice chill out session.
     
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