Off Topic Piss positioning

Which Co-ordinates are you usually?

 

A9

 

In the zone of C4 > D6.

Then after a few beers, it's in the zone of J1 > A10.

 

I rotate

 

So you get all over the room?

 

No I manoeuvre accordingly throughout

 

Not sure, I just piss.

 

If I'm out I target any Bombay mix left on the bowl

 

Is this according to me or my wife?

 

My wifey has oftentimes accused me of J1 or J10.

 

Depends on if I want to make bubbles or not

 

What about when you dont pull foreskin back properly and you get twin jets, always fun.

 

I'm just very good at it

 

If there's bleach down there, I try and wizz it all away!

If not D5

 

I generally prefer to sit down as I'm less likely to cover the floor in piss that way. So sitting down I'm probably hitting H5

 

Sit down pissing?

 

Charlie ball flaps

 

If he has a dogscock, I'd have thought he'd just cock his leg over the cat on the right.

 

A good sit down piss is great sometimes, especially in the morning with a decent bowel movement to go with it. Just take phone to crapper with me and make it a nice chill out session.