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Local butcher's used to make scotch eggs, sometimes had to wait til they came out of the oven, then you try to eat them while they were too hot to hold
Can't ****ing stand cakes, full of ****e they are.
Not got a sweet tooth in my mouth.
Would sooner have a sausage roll or a meat & potato pasty.
I bet Julian Clarey likes cakes.
I'd rather eat fried horse **** than cakes.
It's like watching an episode of the great british bake off.
Camp arseholes making all kinds of sweet vomit instead of making proper meaty grub that can sustain a man.
Cakes, **** off. Each to their own though.
Not got a sweet tooth in my mouth.
Would sooner have a sausage roll or a meat & potato pasty.
I bet Julian Clarey likes cakes.
I'd rather eat fried horse **** than cakes.
It's like watching an episode of the great british bake off.
Camp arseholes making all kinds of sweet vomit instead of making proper meaty grub that can sustain a man.
Cakes, **** off. Each to their own though.
Can't ****ing stand cakes, full of ****e they are.
Not got a sweet tooth in my mouth.
Would sooner have a sausage roll or a meat & potato pasty.
I bet Julian Clarey likes cakes.
I'd rather eat fried horse **** than cakes.
It's like watching an episode of the great british bake off.
Camp arseholes making all kinds of sweet vomit instead of making proper meaty grub that can sustain a man.
Cakes, **** off. Each to their own though.
You can't eat steak and mushroom pie out of a woman's snatcher though mate, imagine biting down on a flap thinking it's just a chewy bit of meat, next thing you know you're in A&E... nice bit of Victoria Sponge and some squirty cream... no accidents are afoot.
Can't ****ing stand cakes, full of ****e they are.
Not got a sweet tooth in my mouth.
Would sooner have a sausage roll or a meat & potato pasty.
I bet Julian Clarey likes cakes.
I'd rather eat fried horse **** than cakes.
It's like watching an episode of the great british bake off.
Camp arseholes making all kinds of sweet vomit instead of making proper meaty grub that can sustain a man.
Cakes, **** off. Each to their own though.
Ive beem this afternoon to a resturant to take away.
So this evening its pad pung lkari with squid. Its like a hybrid curry. A cross beyween thai and indian.
With a crab fried rice. And pork egg and cucumber fried with garlic and chilli.
No cakes shall be consumed.
My last night of my trip up north.
I've had that up a blurt before.
You can't eat steak and mushroom pie out of a woman's snatcher though mate, imagine biting down on a flap thinking it's just a chewy bit of meat, next thing you know you're in A&E... nice bit of Victoria Sponge and some squirty cream... no accidents are afoot.
I've had that up a blurt before.
Well she was an owld boot.
Think yersel lucky. Its took over 300 posts. Mine last about 10 posts
You can't eat steak and mushroom pie out of a woman's snatcher though mate, imagine biting down on a flap thinking it's just a chewy bit of meat, next thing you know you're in A&E... nice bit of Victoria Sponge and some squirty cream... no accidents are afoot.
Banoffi Pie
I've had that up a blurt before.
Mine's only 3 inches on parade.
I'd love to have a foot, just for a day even.
No because it's gammon ham so I need to draw a bit of the salt out as my lady likes it.